Boldded or Underlined Words or both r startg now, officially equal as tittle Miscellaneous 3

My urine smelt sweet. At times, d strong medicine I ate previously also smelt thru in my urine, eg multivits.

Pootologist is a scientist who mainly studies only faeces. Scientist who studies faeces,esp his own’s 1are largely a homosexual. Proctologist/colorectal surgeon or urologist are closely related but instead of fecal specimen, these medical professionals deal with more specialize & broader areas like diseases, other related medical issues, infectious pathology, surgeries, & the body parts.

Well, Early Bird Doesn't Always Get The Worm. Need to be slow, cautious & grab d best awaiting opportunities.

Weird Korean band names

MBLAQ @ Music Boys Live in Absolute Quality the name really really silly & funny..  rofl

B2ST/beast = "Boys 2 Search for Top." Or Boys of East Standing Tall ~~~~~.. Well.. yay…

U-Kiss = it stand for "ubiquitous Korean international super stars"

M.I.L.K. stands for Made in Lovely Kin.

"TRAX" stands for "recording tracks," but also stands for the first letter of each member's stage name (Typhoon of the Rose[ex-member] Attack[ex-member] on Xmas)

F(X), where "f" signifying "flower" and "x" representing the female's double X chromosome. F(x) means "function of X”. Female have 2 "X" chromosomes meaning a "function of being females”. Rather clever, boys!

f.cuz , pronounced Focus. Focus means hot spot in latin, so yeah they're supposed to be a hot spots. Well to us fan, hot spot means f.cuz’s hot asses holes & pooh they go!

Politics in Sabah Borneo

Sabah was promised a national state under M’sian Federation but it never materialised when the state came under Umno hegemony. Sabah’s head of state was officially called Yang di-Pertua Negara from 1963 till the early 1980s & the title was changed and reduced to Yang di-Pertua Negeri. The Sabahans have suffered major losses since independence due to various national policies following the formation of Malaysia. There is influx of Muslim illegal immigrants from Indonesia and Mindanao in the southern Philippines that served to dilute the once majority Christian native population in Sabah. Under Umno, which took over the Sabah government from Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS) in 1994, Sabah has ended up becoming the poorest state in Malaysia despite its vast natural wealth God has given us. A scrutiny of the 20-point agreement clearly showed that Tunku Abdul Rahman and other Malayan and Singapore leaders had promised autonomy or self-determination for Sabah, including retaining its own revenues. In fact, as a strategic move to ‘Malayanise’ Sabah, the population of the state was increased drastically through dubious means, mainly through the infamous ‘Projek IC’ or ‘Projek Mahathir’, which is to give Malaysian identity cards to Muslim illegal immigrants in Sabah to enable them to register as voters and thus change the political landscape. As a result, 1.5 million are bona fide Sabahans and 1.7 million foreigners. In the 1960 census, there was no Malay registered in Sabah, but just Bajau and Iranun. How can Brunei, with much lesser resources than Sabah (& Sarawak) is now the riches country in South East Asia? Sabah is 'negara'...that's the fact in history..unfortunately, the fact has been manipulated. Also, a lot of us Sabahan can be easily swayed by the Ringgits offered by UMNO.

On Jessica chung

I went to NHF at Pantai hospital, pandan indah, ampang, KL. Jessica chung like to study & read. So far, she is the only 1 I knew to have study & grad with so much certificates & scrolls. Maybe she’s super rich & can afford to do so, though I cant & am not rich. She’s doing her PhD in Oncology now in China. She is a Naturopathic Physician, Chi. Medical Doctor, Homeopathic Doctor & also a distinguished or certified member of various other health-related organizations. She has MBA, MSc & BSc in USA, BSc in Acupuncture & Oriental Medicine, Bachelor of Homeopathic Medical Science, 3 Diplomas (Nutritionist in China, Fitness&Nutrition in USA and Diet & Nutrition in UK) and various miscellaneous of certificates. Wow, 3 Bachelors, 3 Masters. There are so many extensive ranges of products under the name of Jessica chung, eg Jessica chung’s Organic biscuits. Her NHF wins so many impressive awards.

Soo soo expensive liposuctions

Met plastic surgeon Dr Cheong You Wei at Pantai hospital, pandan indah, ampang, KL. After free analysis of my visceral fats & snap shot my face, he offers me RM8000 to RM10000 to reduce my pot-belly & double chin. On advice on face, I need 2-3 sessions of Laser therapy, each session rm800. My face got many old scars, acne scars, uneven skin tones etc. Better I survey at beauty & health expo 1^st.

Male prostitutes’ food category

Just like 对反, male prostitutes can also be categorized under recipes such as Nasi lemak (Malay), Char Kuey Teow (Chinese), Chi’s Peking Duck, Tom Yam (Thais), Tosai (Indian), Sushi (Japanese), Kimchi ramen (Korean), Nyonya Kueh (Baba), Steaks (Caucasians), Air Kosong (Albino), Milo Peng Kaw-Kaw (if u wonder, it’s me larh) etc.

5S

Program 5S Kaizen dari Jepun, seiri (Sisih), Seiton (Susun), Seiso (Sapu), Seiketsu (Seragam), & Shitsuke (Sentiasa amal). Tambahan Safety (Selamat) dan Sekuriti.

I went KOLEJ KOMUNITI KLANG to apply for short courses on BAHASA MANDARIN, MUZIK MODEN dan Nyanyian/Tarian. D short courses really not excites me except if the MUZIK MODEN is either piano organ, e-piano, music notes comprehension, music arrangements & composing etc. I don’t like dance but need Nyanyian/Vocal trainings. Each package only RM10. Currently in Basic Skin care & Make-up. Also I apply for skills (RM10/hr) in ADOBE PHOTOSHOP (ca. 8 hrs), KURSUS SOLEKAN PENGANTIN, PEMBUATAN CUPCAKE, PEMBUATAN TARTLETS, PEMBUATAN CHEESE CAKE, PEMASANGAN KOMPUTER, etc.

THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO !!!
 There are a few things that can be done in times of grave Emergencies.Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for Survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

 Hidden Battery Power
 To activate, press the keys *3370# (remember the asterisk).  Do this when the phone is almost dead. Your mobile will restart in a special way with this new reserve and the instrument will show a 50% Increase in battery life. This reserve will get re charged when you charge your mobile next time. This secret is in the fine print in most phone manuals.  Most people however skip this information without realising.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
 To check your Mobile phone's serial Number, key in the following digits on your  phone: * # 0 6 # Ensure you put an asterisk BEFORE the #06# sequence. A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to Your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your Phone ever get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them This code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if The thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, But at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If Everybody done this, there would be no point in people Stealing mobile phones. This secret is also in the fine print of most mobile phone manuals. It was created for the very purpose of trying to prevent phones from being stolen.

Also -ATM   PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know  !!
 If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM Machine, you  can notify the police by entering your PIN # in Reverse. For example, if your  pin number is 1234, then you would put In 4321. The ATM system recognizes  that your PIN number is backwards From the ATM card you placed in the  machine. The machine will still Give you the money you requested, but unknown  to the robber, the Police will be immediately dispatched to the location. All ATM's carry this emergency sequencer by law. This information was recently broadcast on by Crime Stoppers However it is seldom used because people just don't know about it.

Please pass this along to everyone. This Is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it On to our Family and friends

My motor lost on 2010, but buy again on CNY 2011. Yet the insurance company still am “Pacific & Orient Insurance Co. Bhd”. I wonder if tht’s insurance company for all motor in Klg valley.

OMG, I was asked to teach History & English. B4 tht, I was asked if I knew d syllabus I say yes, without thinkg much. RM40/hr OK-lah.

Statistic studies

Subjects who watch TV > than 4 hrs daily will led to higher premature death, abt 46%.

Male less than 165 cm have higher risk of heart disease.

Master by research

I like to do research on sexual disease among men. I would like to take pathological swabs from area like pubic, glans, rectum, perineum etc. Not limited to external site, internal samples like semen, blood, urine, faeces etc is intended too. I like to gain as much theories and further validate it as much as possible. These areas are shunned away and it’s considered an issue of taboo among some people, thus I’ll be very focal into this issue and contribute much knowledge into relevant international journals. I’ll educate people, especially gentlemen of not to shy away from this issue (eg cancers, viral infections) but educate them on early preventions, and the importance of early education and ways of detections. My background in cellular & molecular genetic, biochemistry, plant biotechnology, genetic engineering, animal cell or tissue cultures, genetic resource conservation, cryopreservations, immunology, virology, microbiology etc will be put to good use and practical through specializations. I like to apply my hardcore knowledge and harness my technical skills, besides building a good relationship among people. I’d love to propose the use of natural products as potential curing & control of diseases. MUST’s researches (under grants) which interest me much were environments, public healthcare, information system, hereditary oncological diseases etc. Besides, I’m interested in “Structural and Conformational Studies of Edible Birds' Nest Proteins” or the “Structural and dynamic studies of glucagon bound gold nanoparticles”

I’m getting so angry nowadays I think it’s better for me to die fast or just opt for craziness. Crazy men ony can’t think rationally & cant reminisce his bitter past. But, traits & bad attributes might still be same..

I wanna die, but Utada hikaru, somehow want me to live life to its fullest & listen to her song.

so sad er.......... He's 23, she's 47. They seek support on relationship as Family object........ such an oddd couple.. Dunno got any involvement fm witchcraft o not. Advise tht both party seeks 3rd or 2nd opinions fm mediums or strong priest

Bad experiences in Segi, SJ and Review of Segi, SJ

PSMB is having Grad. Employability Prog. aka STAR where I do my Cert in Executive Development Prog. in Segi College, SJ.

I’ve many comments on bitchy Ms Doreen D’orville, head of Grad edu. Centre, Segi College, SJ. Somehow, regrettably, she had to dismiss me & bar me from complete d 1^st month of EDP of STAR & thus prevent me fm receive some substantial allowance. Undeniably, Ms Doreen D’orville like to gossips n observe class’s behaviours. Hope she, security & principal-alike got their meany karma back. All they do is to shoo a terminated student away, even I just cant talk with frens in hall. Lucky I still get my so cheap salary RM400 for presentg there 7-28 Mac.

About Dr Joanne Hee Nyun Tow, I just don’t like her. Also a kaki gossip. Remember, yr smiles can never hide yr anger!

Elsie Hui, I just hate her, period.

Lim Siew Loon, d mother fucker, son of bitches. His tempang of his leg serves him well. Wanna persuade its students to change but didn’t even know how to market himself properly to persuade ppl. Long dyed hair, at 63 old, still lect. Better u go hell & serves u die-larh. If really wanna improve stud’s marketability, then use much more sophisticated English words, other idioms/proverbs, more sophisticated IT-technologies, Yahoo groups setup, Stud’s web portal, blogging, FB-ing, etc. Yr lect notes & ppt? In no hp, let’s hope yr members die on ofis time n it’s too late to wait on d emergency messages, then tai lei sei er.

Albert Lim Soon Beng. Just another person I don’t agree & get along with. Though, quite always indirectly, denotably tells tht he’s (hv) very in deep interest wif d opposite genders. Good in making class merrier, understand his lect. topics & not dull. V. fast & v. indirect sumtimes. Never let d students to ask impromptu Questions. More attentions should be given to me, not alwez looks on girls. Quite arrogant. Didn’t want to listen audience’s feedbacks. Shame & sin upon u for cant speak n understand Mandarin

Maybe I think Mrs Logama Doraisamy give a non-liking on me in gesture communication to Ms Doreen D’orville. A lil maybe to on Mrs Shoba Ravindran, but she’s d least non-liking me imho. Though possesses star-aptitude, maybe she needs 2b more it-savvy & Gen-Y like.

It’s impossible to get (-) rxn fm Mr Sum Heng Nin as I show a deep interest on d Finance subject in his class. A thumb up for him, Cheers! But he knew tht majority of d class hates me, esp Aliphian, Nurul, etc. But Ezah was known best to fond of teasing, rather than anger at me.

Just like any other Chinese shops esp Klg valley, CCTVs n hidden cams r evywhere in several classrooms in Segi. Also, in lifts, pc labs, toilets, emergency stairs, library, halls, areas of entering lifts, etc. No prior notis, thus infringe ppl’s rights, freedom n privacies. Who knows d recordings/capture of our faces go into wrong hand, thus our pics got jampi, photoshopped, used illfully, readed by psychics? So kiasu n kiashi. Classroom mirror’s also 1-way. U think many ppl so admire of their own’s face ar? U think ppl will display abnormal behaviours ar? Think will busukkan Segi’s name? busukkan Segi’s name edy so busuk lah. Lost my belongings n notes in classroom, wat a heck Segi. Lack of locker, water dispensers, phone-charging kiosks, other kiosks, vendor machines, valuable economic kafes, saunas, free Wi-fi, intranet P2P sharings, ECA, drink sponsors provide free Vico, tournaments, music instruments/facilities, reading materials variabilities, etc. Even printing b/w in Segi KL is FOC but here 15sen/paper. Do segian know we r nothing worng compared to other full-time segi fe/male students who over-defy ethical code of attires/appearances? No hospital Uni. at least lah in-house panel clinics.. No live-in certified counsellors (edu., career counselors), psychologists to attend also. How to b active in clubs, societies, uniformed units, ECAs, co-co, etc? Where’s career dept. unit? Where’s yr rationality n brains put at?

Just didn’t know why, but d Segi staffs above involves with STAR so gossipy & v. mean-hearted. Evything also not clear, str8-forward & transparent. So many students are so unclear on d program thus leaving many attend it just-in-vain. Scott who don’t have his diploma, many fresh grad with less than 3mths unemployment after their last exam, ppl whose careers in quandary, compulsory internship with affiliated companies in order to get PSMB’s allowance on 3^rd n 4^th month, etc. D results? Lost in terms of votes, public conficence, economy, $, energy, time. Should hv studs’ best, in yr mind. Give at least wow-factor, not a boo-factors. I think I should lodge formal complaints at Public bureau, Consumer’s Society (CAP), psmb & Workforce n labor ministry.

I’m blurred why there’s no PELATIHAN on ISO, HSE, ISO INTEGRASI (QHSE), CSMS, etc by Government. Others like FOOD MANAGEMENT SYSTEM (FMS); ISO 22000:2005, LABORATORY MANAGEMENT SYSTEM (LMS); ISO 17025:2005, QUALITY MANAGEMENT SYSTEM (QMS); ISO 9001:2008, ENVIRONMENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM (EMS); ISO 14001:2004, OHSAS 18001:2007 & SMK3, ISO INTEGRASI / QHSE (ISO 9001, 14001 & OHSAS 18001), WORKSHOP PENYUSUNAN DOKUMEN ISO 9001:2008 & OHSAS 18001:2007

Though I alwez punch card Just in time (JIT), but still Business as usual (BAS), >^<

  In my working experiences after graduation, I work as a research assistant for 2 years in Chemical Engineering dept., UTP whilst I am completing my MSc Chemical Engineering. To compensate tuition fees, I fulfill any hourly academic activities as per required, like being an invigilator, tutor and lab demonstrator. I worked on biogas production through anaerobic waste treatments. I managed to publish a paper into a good Asia Pacific Journal. Going through INSEP programme under ATCEN Sdn. Bhd, I gained various soft skills and skills on customer services and etiquette. Before that, I worked for SGS Asia as a Customer Service Executive (CSE) dealing with inquiries and problems of Maxis Broadband customers. Prior to that, I also work in a contact centre, for VADS where I assist Celcom’s customers. Previously, I work with Kawaguchi in North Port Klang for half a month (9/11/06-23/11/06). I work as a coordinator in Tooling department. In this company, I am trained with strictest discipline and was required to perform any type of jobs regardless of my status and also the level of difficulties. For instance I cut the steels, removes metal's old paint before painting, repairing racks and woods with hammer, etc. The salary is quite good, i.e. RM2300 (basic) plus RM100 allowance per month. Before this, I work as a telemarketer for Hotel Concorde Shah Alam for 2 weeks. All in all, I have more than 1 year of experiences in contact centres. In my final year study, I helped my supervisor and co-supervisor on their research activities unrelated to my MSc study and FYP projects to build rapport and experiences. My practical stint stretch over 3 months in Department of Agriculture (DOA), Pusat pertanian Kendong, 71350 Kota, Negri Sembilan. Here, I learn entrepreneurial and voluntarily 'gotong-royong' skills besides doing organic and natural farming. During my undergraduate's studies, I take on several part-time jobs to supplement myself. Currently, I am a part-time tuition teacher for form 5 students, teaching English and History (starting 24^th Feb to at Pusat tuisyen rakyat DUN dewan mbsa, Kampung teluk menegun 41000 Shah Alam); and Year 1-3 kids, teaching them English (starting 5^th Mac at Standard language centre). Looking at it, I definitely have 3 to 5 years of total working experiences.

Stupid Bizzy body for promo of RM1/body part/ slimming session only for women nia. Coupon voucher worths hundreds also for women. Such centre & the-like will eventually lose favors from societies. Hell hath no fury like a gaymen scorned

Singing at kfcs

On 11/12/10 I juz passby kfc at tesco, bdr bkt tinggi, klang. In front, there’s 2 guys (1 guitarist & 1 singing) and a guy (XxX) in heavy suit (burger, theme). XxX passing out kfc breakfast diskaun pamphlets. So I ask the 2 guys (from kfc) why they sang “Hey soul sister”, etc in front of kfc? They did it for kfc, evydays in various other kfc outlets. I wanna pass out sum $ for them but they’re not so hansem & no xtra servis. Then I wanna sit down, asking their FB & njoy but there’s no chair. I cant stand. If I linger longer, ppl will think I’m gay. I’m rushin to buy/taste d cheese cake quality too. Such talent go wasted. I’m still thinking, why would kfc/them wanna do it??? I think it’s better to pre-announce d evening 1day-concert at Sg wang plaza, & passing out crazy kfc 99% discounts & goodies. Or keeping its prices down so there’s more VIP KFC officers??

D kfc breakfast ‘s combo meat was so small. Why don’t make it bigger, crispier & valuable? Like McD, maybe should try add veggie, tomatoes, cheeses, etc. You could made d burger’s roti more bigger, more biji-biji halus itu, with added butter taste (cf. Pak Ramley’s burgers). It’d be better if we have options like pepper (eg McD) & basil leaves..

Grunts On FOods

Easy phamax’s INS Wheatgrass quite expensive to savour. Onaji, Egg Tarts of John King, 1 utama though nice but, xpensive.

Promotion of RM1 of Sakae’s Salmon Fried rice, Strawberry cheese cake etc only in Sakae (Teppanyaki), Penang is unfair as loyal customers wanna enjoy those too, in Klang valley or JB. Sakai, pls build Sakae (Teppanyaki) restaurants in Klang valley or JB etc. Yr food is not cheap also..

I felt tht McD must really improve on his tomato sauce.Sweeter, less sourish/acidic. Cili is ok la. The Free breakfast Sets at rm13.90 with above rm5 or above really v. valuable but made me sick, muak, mual wif d same food evytime. Why don’t keep d validity longer, not d 31^st Mac?

Free foods at Edufair, KL

Thanks v. much a lot to Sugar craft baking & culinary academy , & then, to MIB and Butter & olive academy (from Taiwan) for providing me a decent meal

Thanks v. much to KLMU to provide a snack crisp… Kronch Kronch Kronch Krisp Krisp MMmmm..

Woah….. Shell station, bdr botanik had an opening ceremony. Free games & food there. Food/drinks like popcorn, 4bottles of M-150 powered drink (like Red’s bull), ayam kurma, daging, rice, big salty fish, sayur kacang panjang with tempe, syrup, oranges, gula kapas, etc. Got lucky draw & free 10min massage (worth rm6.60) too. I’ll change my favorite into Shell now.

ICI dulux

To ici,

Kanni na bu, ICI dulux yr paints bss are so cheap & unethical. Using paws to claw, d paints easily tear out just like a paper. Why so un-durable? Why u thought ppl will come back to ICI to buy d same color? Y u made ppl complaints yr pdts & thus willn’t come back? Pls xplain

To Rapidkl,

Is it my “tambang*” from central market to PJ Hilton is well justified, ie rm2.50? Initially the driver said rm3, and I said waah! He then ask how much I want, then I said Hotel armada. He gives me a rm2.50 ticket. The time is 9.30 pm, 23 Dec 10, at bus U80. Is he ethical or he just cheats me coz I’m not a smart & regular traveler? From pj Hilton I took a bus to seksyen 2, shah alam, near uitm there & it only cost me rm1.90. Why it’s more farer and cheaper than that * when that …harh??? Pls rectify problems.

Supertitious things tht I wanna try are Susuk badan, pelaris, penyeri wajah and pendinding.

Xperiments & Obs

Strob effects. Ex: If guess d color according to the words per se, it’s v. easy. If according to color contain in d words, it’ll be more difficult. Our brain was train to very focus on the meaning of words. Thus, if we study many linguas, it’ll be very satisfying & rewardg.

U just put a sauce sachet (cili/tomato) into a water bottle (filled fully with normal pipe water). Why when u exert some finger-force unto bottle, d sachet will fell down? And vice versa when no forces? There’re no mixing btw system..

Ans: Bcoz if udara paket termampat (& byk buih2 kecil distribute evenly), sachet akan lebih tumpat & jatuh. If in normal condition, all of d air will concentrated upward, against gravity, thus sachet will be buoyed.

My reasons for wishing to do graduate work in the field I have chosen. This statement of objectives and goals clearly presents my views and particular interests, be they experimental, theoretical or issue-oriented.

I like to do research on sexual disease among men. I would like to take pathological swabs from area like pubic, glans, rectum, perineum etc. Not limited to external site, internal samples like semen, blood, urine, faeces etc is intended too. I like to gain as much theories and further validate it as much as possible. These areas are shunned away and it’s considered an issue of taboo among some people, thus I’ll be very focal into this issue and contribute much knowledge into relevant international journals. I’ll educate people, especially gentlemen of not to shy away from this issue (eg cancers, viral infections) but educate them on early preventions, and the importance of early education and ways of detections. My background in cellular & molecular genetic, biochemistry, plant biotechnology, genetic engineering, animal cell or tissue cultures, genetic resource conservation, cryopreservations, immunology, virology, microbiology etc will be put to good use and practical through specializations. I like to apply my hardcore knowledge and harness my technical skills, besides building a good relationship among people. I’d love to propose the use of natural products as potential curing & control of diseases.

Rants on gay Casanova & his gangster BF

I said “Who has d gay casanova's FB? Have he got caught yet? Where to view d comment notes o topic....??? Tht stupid guy only did his best to tarnish gaymen's image nia... If wanna die, kill yrself lar... dont kill others..... Ma de... “

Overhang. The longer I have my computer since reformatting, the slower it runs and the more it crashes儿. Often this phenomenon is caused by problems in the registry that accrue over time. Installing and uninstalling programs leave behind fragments — stray files, orphaned startup tasks, corrupted drivers. Over time the registry starts to get bogged down and conflicts emerge. Left unchecked, my system will become increasingly unstable, run more slowly and crash more frequently儿

IM REALLY ADMIRE JAPANESE . THEY STAY CALM AND RESPECT EACH OTHER DURING THIS HARD TIME . I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN AND TOOK TRAIN FROM NARITA TO TOKYO AND GOT LOST ... BUT WHEN I ASKED THE JAPANESE , THEY HELPED ME WITH ALL THIER HEARTS UNTIL I CAN FIND THE WAY . Not foreigners of coz... SEND My LOVE TO U JAPANESE!

Jokes

Cashier kfc : err..ok..pakcik nak set yang mana?
pakcik : yang setsi ada tak??
cashier kfc : err..maksud saya..pakcik bule pilih set set yang sedia ada kat belakang saya ni.(tunjuk). Ada  yang 2 ketol ayam.ada yang 3 8 ketol..dia sekali dengan ayam..bla bla bla..

-AIDS = Akibat.Itunya.Dipakai.Sembarangan

-'Stressed' is just 'desserts' spelled backwards, for those who still can’t see it..

-POYO is abbreviation for Proud.Of.Your.Ownself or Perbuatan.Orang.Yang.Over...

-Hubungan besan pahit akibat sang terunanya ditemui khalwat. Dijawab “Pada zahirnya, saya merupakan ia punya Doppleganger. Secara harfiah, itulah saya, sekecam mana pun”

-1195354 (Evyday doing 不三不四) & 1155 (Evyday Mmm.. Mmnn.. *pondan*)

How cum d squid & cuttlefish's head shape like a dick? Isit taste same also?

Walau weih…. The Interlok, the novel’s depiction of Chinese characters as “greedy, opium-smoking lechers, live in debauchery, keen to exploit Malays for profit” was too much.

miscellanea

I got a fren used to named Hitoshirezu, hitoshii desu, He too she as youz , any soever almost same soundz.. He alwez listen badly, though he’s aint deaf… Just a singer (hikki) saying some v. obscure catchy phrase in songs, tht doesn’t mean he could create any sounds/words as he like. Dis will only led to more lingua revolution & evolutions, thus more dialects r interbred n born. Dis is how he alwez get (serious) MISS-communications & produce more unintelligible complex words at an inappropriate times..

Top spot at Unisel class

I realize that I was at no. 17 spot out of 25 students (1^st batch of unisel biotech grad), which mean tht I’m in the top 65% of my class. It’s usual for the cream of d crop, or top 5% of students to be envied of, or the the top 3 posts, but mine, haiih…. Though I alwez wanted to be the academic worst student, but I think won over 10 ppl ie Ken, Adi, Elan, Boy, Shikin, Amy, nalini, thatchaiyani, zuleen & hang. Supposedly only 8 ppl but I don’t know how 10, noted..

Bomoh/Witch

In Malaysian culture, it is common for people wanting to hear cerita bomoh (bomoh stories) as Malaysians are v. KPC & superstitious. Belief in black magic in Msia is still widespread, especially in rural areas. The are so many cerita bomoh that it will take a lifetime to hear them all. By reputation, the bomoh Siam apparently is the most powerful and ruthless amongst all other types of bomohs in SEA. The hierarchy of power is as follows: startg with the most powerful are Bomoh India, Bomoh Siam, Bomoh Indonesia, Bomoh Melayu & Bomoh Orang Asli.

Apparently there were omens that predicted the earthquake that killed over 10,000 people in the Sichuan province. The omens were: a lake that had ‘vanished’, an army of frogs and butterflies that migrated, and distinctive cloud patterns.

SeoHyun freaks out at Jong Hyun only in his underwear when relaxing at home.

On We got Married aired on 18th, as part of the mission Yong Hwa recommended going over to CNBlue’s dorm. Before going, Yong Hwa phoned Jong Hyun to ask what he was doing. Jong Hyun didn’t know Yong Hwa had his phone on speaker phone, and he answered, “Just in underwear on the bed relaxing” which freaked Seo Hyun out. Jung Hyun Hwa is also on speaker phone and suddenly has a loud burp and successive fart. Yong Hwa added, “It’s on speakerphone so Seo Hyun can hear you and he’s freaking out.” At this Jong Hyun started to blushed, panicked and repeated “He can hear? he can hear?”. However, Jong Hyun seemed to be enjoying freaking Seo Hyun out and added “Min Hyuk is also in his underwear” At this SeoHyun seemed to be shocked and said “I’m going to your dorm to see now” which caused laughter. Source:My Daily

Review:

It’s just very satisfying & pleased many gays fans out there… Thks v. much for been a part of our gay’s imaginations & self-(unreciprocating) entertainments.

BathRooms & Sexisms

We see it all too often in restaurants, cinemas and shopping centers: Men always have all the time in the world to use the bathroom, while women line up, anxiously waiting for their counterparts. In the past, public toilets were designed with more male than female stalls since women didn’t take part in social activities as much as men. During the shopping season for American Thanksgiving there were so many people at the shopping center that men’s bathrooms were changed to women’s because the lines were too long.

Some interesting comments:

• Men can ignore, brave-to-show, & stand, but women have to squat, sensitive, etc.
• Tell these damn women to grow some damns balls and a penis. Problem Solved.
• Unfortunately, as bias as it sounds, the ladies toilet was blessed with a sit down toilet and a few squatters, whereas the male toilets only had squatters.
• Needless to say, I spent many a quick break listening to big runny poofarts, grunts, dropped bombs, groans, in horse’s holes (tong)
• No unisex toilets, otherwise the males will definitely have to wait
• All women can pee standing up. Many can do it by just leaning back a little, I know a few who have done this before. The rest who have difficulties can use a funnel type device.

I hope of undergoing past life regression hypnotical therapy just to see who I am in past lives…

Walaoweih… to enter civil services in perak (http://spa.perak.gov.my) need A in BM & maths de wor..

PG studies

Bcoz there’re no any groups, classes or coursework assignments, it’s easy to feel isolated & overworked from such intense focus. The attrition rate is high, even in public universities, as the pressure to sustain fervor for research over several years can often become burden both mentally, and physically. It’s always been researchers come up with chapters on obscure theorems, but not sellable products. Many PhD research works follow the throdded paths, instead than leaving trails for MSc candidates to work upon. Researchers and post-docs hardly find any major discoveries, but only modify minor variables. I just wanna complete PhD, but I don’t know why R&D always have to be problems, proposals, testing solutions, analyse outcomes etc. I like social studies (on gaymen in Japan), documenting them (through internet involments, ads, interviews, concentrations in underground areas), promote them; reduce societal shawn on them etc. The problems are, as well documented, there’s v. little facts in d shy, taboo, traditional & conservative community there. The other most important problems are, just to satisfy inquiries & involve myself on d underground, lefted & backroom community.

The recent new ghost talks, guai dan (怪誕) titled 詭異檔案gwai yi dan an (Strange cases) is very unethical, for cheating & making his viewers lose more $. Part 1 – 5, each part 2 CDs. Each CD is rm7. I bought part 1 n 2, thus rm27. From part 1’s cover, it’s said tht it has Eng subtitles. But only Mandarin nia wor… I try go internet to look for its subtitles.slr but there’s rarely a topic or review on 詭異檔案.. Haiih… I hv to bother & ask my mom a lot which I hate more on Chinesey.. How come d tvb expect his viewerships expert in listening, reading Mandarin dat kar… Even, I’ve problems listening in English, unless I put my utmost attentions. BM no need to say lah.. So/Too easy to comprehend. Advice: Don’t buy, or even care to put 99% expectations on it… Any1 care to translate d overall, or fansub to put subtitles?

Msia’s version of groupon (www.groupsmore.com)

Experts whose forte in the senses of

a)      Mind – Psychic

b)      Taste – Drinks couture vulture

c)      Sound – acoustician

d)     Smell – Dog

e)      Touches – Gay massages?

f)       Visionary – Optician

GAPP shouldn’t bar Eng. abbreviations. Aft all, it’s very understandable, rather than Chi. translation. Names of ppl & places should be in Eng too. So irrational! Y don’t just ban symbols, signages & numeric 0-9 as well??

Welcome to the world of extreme hardcore pure sciences, the universe

Welcome to the world of extreme physics, the black holes

Welcome to the world of extreme biology, the human

Welcome to the world of extreme chemistry, the industrial chemical factories

The sharp tips of my earrings really hurts my skin below my ear; esp when side sleepg. But now d skin hardened & immune alrdy, over time. Only wear it when necessary will close back my holes, re-piercing and cumbersome, troubles when alwez re-wear. As getting older, it’s v. difficult to feel d hole & wear ear-rings. More like scary go round

My frens’s experiences in Mortuary cosmetology

He has to deal with “clients” who are missing lips, a nose or ear. In such instances, the job brings into play the skills of a sculptor, model a replacement using restorative wax. To mask signs of decay, I use heavier, opaque cosmetics to hide bruises, cuts or discoloured areas. But, dis doesn’t necessary translate men into Ah kua. On a male body, one applies a very pale or light pink lipstick to mimic its natural colour. Generally, Indians prefer natural make-up or they would opt for none at all, whereas the Chinese prefer heavier make-up. There have even been requests to colour or perm the hair (even pubic), and even touch up the roots.

My fren, the embalmer

Snipping the strings binding the chest, Halim pulls back the flesh and lifts up the chest plate. His assistant takes out a plastic bag full of organs removed during the autopsy and soaks everything in a sink with chemicals to delay rotting. He seems unperturbed by the macabre aspect of the job. Halim’s instruments — scalpels, scissors, forceps, clamps, needles, pumps and tubes — are a crude approximation of a surgeon’s. He inserts a tube and pumps embalming fluid into the artery. “The more diluted the embalming fluid, the softer and more natural the corpse appears. So we normally pump in just enough preservatives to ensure it will last until the casket is closed,” he explains. This job doesn’t require a medical background, but you do need a strong stomach. No women so far I’ve known involve in this jobs. “They say long exposure to formaldehyde can cause cancer, but I just can’t work with a surgical mask on,” Halim says. But I feel it’s weird. Can’t work if wore surgical mask?? Using a thick needle and fishing line, Halim quickly sutures the body. His needlework resembles stitches on a softball glove. “I don’t even know how to sew a button, but sewing up a corpse somehow comes naturally,” comments Halim. “It is customary for camphor and sandalwood — both disinfectants — to be rubbed all over the body,” he explains.

Some entire body was covered in mould — custard-like and crusty at the same time.  This has been decomposing for 10 months. None had come to claim the body. “One must have a strong will and spirit when helping out with burial preparations,” says Ustadz Kamal. “Young people are not willing to assist. As you can see, all the ladies are over 60. Even the sons and daughters of the deceased are sometimes reluctant to bathe their own parents, and we can’t force them.”

My fren, the morgue caretaker

“It has to be 2°C-8°C. One night there was a blackout, and the temperature soared to 40°C. When I opened the freezer the following day, the heat had turned the blood black. There were dark puddles everywhere and the morgue reeked,” he remembers. “The family of the deceased would sometimes give the clothes and expensive paraphernalia of the deceased. Some people don’t dare wear them because it scares them, but it doesn’t bother me at all,” he adds.

Why alwez ppl thought Pakar Sakit Tuan is alwez gays?

Why many Korean & Jap male celeb act like a women? Life for a effeminate gay person in Malaysia can’t be easy. An act that is considered homosexual (pretendg girls) is punishable by a caning and a 20-year sentence.  Muslims face additional penalties under Syariah law.

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Man drops dead after seeing prostitute is transsexual!

A 55-year-old German man dropped dead in a brothel the moment a prostitute–who he believed to be a woman–revealed her MALE genitalia, according to BILD. According to reports, the deceased, H. Reiner, drove 62 mi. to a brothel in the central German city of Halle where he met a 24-year-old Thai prostitute named Priya.

The pair chatted for 20 minutes before they negotiated sex for 100 Euros ($130US) for a 30 minute romp, according to Priya. Once alone with Reiner, she noticed he was “sweaty with excitement” as she undressed.

But when Priya removed everything, he immediately became “dizzy” and overcome with shock when he saw her MALE sex organs. That’s when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed on the bed, she said. Reiner died before emergency services arrived. Medical authorities concluded he died from a heart attack brought on by an excessive use of Viagra.

Tayangan Perdana 2 Alam Jadi Bahan Gelak Ketawa?

21 OKT 2010: Selesai saja upacara pembukaan Festival Filem Malaysia Ke-23 (FFM23) di Centre Atrium e@Curve Damansara, Murai Batu terus angkat kaki pergi melepak di kedai mamak yang berhampiran dengan beberapa member.

Yang lain-lain pulak, masih terus berlegar di situ untuk menanti tayangan prebiu 2 filem pada malam itu iaitu Estet dan 2 Alam yang dilakukan secara serentak tetapi berbeza panggung.

Paling mengejutkan bila Murai Batu diberitahu bahawa ramai yang nak tengok filem 2 Alam, sampaikan tiketnya lebih dulu habis berbanding Estet. Wah, hebat betul penangan filem terbitan Dr Rozmey ni.

Kalau macam ni, tak mustahillah dia boleh kutip RM40 juta di 84 buah pawagam di seluruh Malaysia.

Yang tengok filem 2 Alam ni pulak, bukanlah calang-calang penonton. Kebanyakannya, ada taste dan lebih mementingkan kualiti sesebuah filem berbanding kuantitinya.

Jadi, apakah ini membawa maksud bahawa 2 Alam lebih berkualiti daripada Estet?

Jangan tertipu ya...! Yang sebenarnya, diaorang tengok filem tu pun sebab nak tahu apa yang hebat sangat dengan filem 2 Alam tu. Sampaikan produsernya yakin betul filem tu akan mencipta sejarah dengan kutipan RM40 juta.

Lepas tengok, masing-masing menggelengkan kepala. Awat? Best sangat ke?

Bak Kata seseorang: Entahlah, tak tahulah nak cakap macam mana. Sebab tak tahu filem ni sebenarnya dalam kategori apa. Nak filem keinsafan pun tak boleh sebab banyak sangat scene intimasi yang memualkan diselitkan. Lagi satu, filem ni pun tak nampak macam filem tapi macam drama.

Malah, 2 Alam juga khabarnya membuatkan ramai penonton ketawa terbahak-bahak. Mana, taknya awal-awal lagi muka DR Rozmey dah pun keluar. Lepas tu, asyik-asyik keluar scene atas katil je.

Patutlah, salah seorang pelakonnya terus lari meninggalkan panggung sebaik saja prebiu filem itu berakhir.

According to BBC News, China's sex theme park was torn down before it even opened. Sex museum is allowed. The park was to include displays of giant genitalia and naked bodies, and host an exhibition on the history of human sexuality along with sex technique workshops. Love land was deemed to be a negative influence on Chinese society.. But I don’t think so & I’ll stick to my guns.

Berdasarkan hasil ujian fizikal itu yang dibocorkan kepada media tempatan, panjang Zakar Ariel Peterporn adalah 21 Sentimeter, kemaluan di dalam video tersebut mungkin kurang satu atau dua sentimeter atau lebih kerana sewaktu diukur Ariel Peterpan tidak mendapat apa-apa rangsangan melainkan melihat wajah forensik ujian tersebut. Saya tidak pasti samada panjang alat kemaluan Ariel Peterpan diukur sewaktu lembik atau sewaktu menegang, itu semua kerja Forensik, jawab Marwoto.

28 Dec 2am. Selalunye pun McD Tmn Sentosa selalu panas (esp pd tgh malam sampailah awal pagi (ie 4-5am). Silalah pasang aircond tu kuat sikit. Sbnarnya nak beli McD breakfast rm4.60 tp kalau mcm inilah, dah taknak lah… Semua lagu yg dimainkan semuanya melayu & sgt kuat pulak. Takde English pon. Semua faham & suka English tau… Sila improve or not gulung tikar jer lah..

I don’t know how my fren said he hear d ntv7 poular slogan as “Hati-Ku”, but not “I feel good”

Why most malay alwez marry early? Even 40 + bcum grandparents ady. If I’m malay, I think my sons alrdy 2-10 yrs old

Adalah dipercayai makhluk paranormal hanya akan menjelma sekiranya manusia benar-benar mahu melihat mereka dan yang menjelma hanya yang sudah mencapai tahap matang dikalangan mereka kerana dikatakan mahkluk paranormal diusia muda tidak mempunyai tenaga yang mencukupi untuk menjelma. Anjing dikatakan buta warna tapi diwaktu malam penglihatannya lebih tajam dari manusia.” Ujar uncle2 seekers

Pondan Uses Black Magic To Steal Money

Harian Metro ran an article about a "pondan" (Transvestite) who claims to be working as a famous makeup artist for TV dramas is believed to be using black magic to steal money through empty envelopes by using black magic on "her" victims.

According to the article, the pondan does this by initially approaching a victim under the pretext of wanting to change money, she then simply offers an envelope to the victim who is persuaded to insert money into it. Upon the money being inserted into the envelope, the pondan tells the victim that the money she intends to change is at another place and will persuade the victim to permit her a few minutes to get it. She then leaves the envelope purportedly containing the money with the victim.

The victim realises that he has been duped when the pondan doesn't return and the envelope he is holding, purportedly containing his own money, contains instead 6 4D tickets and a letter from the pondan apologising to the victim for using black magic to steal his money.

One such case repoted to the police is where the pondon enters a shop selling ladies accessories, approaches a salesgirl and makes small talk about her work as a makeup artist. The pondon then leaves the shop without purchasing anything.

A few minutes later the pondon comes back to the shop and tells the salesgirl that she (the pondon) has 20 pieces of RM10 notes and she need to change it for larger notes because she intends to attend a wedding and has to give an "ang pow" to the married couple - inserting 20 pieces of RM10 in the envelope (as 'ang pow') will not be appropriate.

She then asks the salesgirl if she (the salesgirl) is willing to change the 20 pieces of RM10 with 4 pieces of RM50 notes. The salesgirl obliges and inserts 4 pieces of RM50 notes into an envelope, seals it and writes the name of the couple (to be married)on the envelope, as dictated by the pondan.

The pondan then says that she has left the 20 pieces of RM10 (which she intends to change) in her car and says that she would be back. Meanwhile, the salesgirl claims that she was still holding the envelope purportedly containing the 4 pieces of her own RM50 notes.

When the pondan didnt return for the envelope, the salesgirl opened the envelope and was shocked that it instead contained 6 4D tickets and a letter from the pondan apologising for using black magic to steal her (salesgirl's) money as she (the pondon) needs the money urgently to save her friend's life - apparently the pondan's friend was undergoing an operation at the Institute Jantung Negara at the time.

The salesgirl says that she would not believe how this could happen as two other salesgirls stood as witness when she inserted the 4 pieces of RM50 into the enveloped, sealed it and wrote the name of the couple on it - she was holding the envelope, not the pondan.
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What do you think, guys ? black magic or David Blaine type magic or simply a version of an African scam - envelope swap ?

There was a report by the Boneo Post that a couple having an extramarital affair sought medical help after their bodies became “inseparable” in an intimate relationship while they were romancing at a beach in Mukah, Sarawak. Apparently the husband of the man had earlier employed the services of a bomoh to “lock his body up with the man” when they committed adultery.

Datuk samy vellu said in BM “Kemaluan saya terlalu besar” for translation of “My humility is too big”. Isnt it kerendahan/kesederhanaan?

Naadi Shastra claims that your life is already written down and is, thus, predestined. An expert Nadi reader will be able to tell your name, parent's name, spouse's name (if any), career paths etc with accuracy, provided "your leaf"can be found. According to Wikipedia, Nadi astrology (naadi jothidam) is a form of astrology practised in Tamil Nadu, India. It is based on the belief that the past, present and the future lives of all humans were foreseen by Hindu sages in ancient times [and was recorded] on Palm leaves. These Nadi leaves were initially stored in the premises of Tanjore Saraswati Mahal Library of Tamilnadu. Some leaves got destroyed and the remaining were auctioned during the British rule. These Nadi leaves were obtained and possessed by the families of astrologers.

What's the difference between Turtles, Tortoises, and Terrapins ?
A simple generalisation is as follows:
Turtles, Tortoises, and Terrapins are the same type of animal with different names.

Turtles - Tortoises or Terrapins that live in the sea.
Tortoises - Turtles or Terrapins that live on land.
Terrapins - Turtles or Tortoises that live in fresh water (river, ponds etc)

What common English word is 9 letters long, & each time u remove a letter from it, it still an English stand-alone word? … From 9 letters all the way down to a single letter? Ans: Startling, Starting, Staring, String, Sting, sing, Sin, in, I

Ah Beng no Eng/malay subtitles nvm but Ah Beng 2 too no??!!! Too much! I really like wuuhoo but … I cant read Mandarin, and my listening skills r really2 bad.. But seeing Jiang Han’s hansem face is enough edy, to fulfill my precious time, save my energies. Also, d guy’s queerness J..

There’re many smartphones out there, but d market in Msia is dominated by iPhone, iPad, Android phones/OS, etc

Japan is 2^nd in the world in GDP, 2^nd in the world in gross circulation of newspapers, & 3^rd in the world in Official Development Assistance (ODA) disbursed amount, yet given its small size 70%–mountaineous land.

All the nay for ‘Great Firewall of China’. China sudah memeriksa 1.8 juta laman web dan menutup lebih >60,000 laman web lucah. 58 orang sudah dipenjarakan sekurang-kurangnya lima tahun. Kuyashii….

Penghasilan gula daripada habuk kayu?! Harga sekilogram habuk kayu hanya tiga sen, tetapi menjadi RM1.20 sekilogram apabila ditukarkan kepada gula. Msia mengeluarkan sebanyak 2,520 tan habuk kayu sebulan. Bagi Dr Mimi, gula ciptaannya adalah terbaik jika dibandingkan dengan gula alternatif untuk pesakit diabetes kerana mengandungi aspartam. Aspartam yang berasaskan bahan kimia boleh menyebabkan tumor otak.

Very weird mystery ‘malang’ happened to a Malay family

KOTA BHARU – Kejadian ‘api misteri’ yang secara tiba-tiba membakar kain menghantui keluarga Kak Nab. Dua tilam dan lebih 100 helai pakaian sekeluarga rosak.

Wang kertas yang disimpan dalam rumah sering hilang selain pakaian dikoyakkan seperti menggunakan gunting. “Ketika mahu memasak nasi, kami dikejutkan dengan kejadian pelik apabila tiba-tiba mendapati beras dalam periuk ‘dicurahkan’ pewarna sirap dan beras dalam bekas ‘dicampur’ budu,” kata Kak Nab. Katanya, kejadian berpuluh telur mentah ‘dipecahkan’ atas tilam serta ‘ditabur’ bawang goreng di atasnya juga dianggap pelik. Tiga seluar tidurnya hilang dalam masa tiga hari, & kemudiannya, dijumpai dalam ruang beku peti sejuk. “Menantu Kak Nab hilang RM30 dan ditemui di tiga tempat berasingan termasuk satunya tertulis nama menantu saya, Rafeah Zakaria,” katanya. Sehingga kini tiada pengamal perubatan tradisional yang sanggup membantunya. Orang ramai yang mahu membantu keluarga berkenaan atau kay poh tanya, boleh menghubungi talian 013-2544078 dan 017-9447121. Angkara bomoh hitam???

占い分かん..

Because of didn’t know the fav/bitter results of many possibilities, I’m now very scared & mostly confuse. 很困扰，迷糊，亂，已 很混儿. But Matsumoto Jun ask me to 不要放弃なあ.. 飽きるな (don’t give up)..

Research has shown that homophobia can lead to violence against homosexuals. Disapproval snowballs into disgust, disgust avalanches into violence. It is easy to debate about homosexuality when it doesn't affect you.

Tangan putus masuk kereta

Seorang penunggang motosikal mati dalam keadaan ngeri apabila tangan kanannya putus dan terpelanting ke dalam sebuah kereta akibat perlanggaran “head-on” dengan kereta itu di Kilometer 11. How a hand detached & get into the windscreen car?

There are people with different psychic abilities. Some can hear voices from the other world. Some have the third eye. Others can smell the dead. Some were born with psychic ability. Others found it after a traumatic event like an accident, an electric or a mental shock. Some of the mediums ask family members to show them pictures of the war victims, others say they need only their names and biographical details. Demand has been so high that families often have to wait more than a year for appointments with psychics working at Vietnam. Most Vietnamese do not have access to DNA testing to verify that the war-remains they find are those of their relatives. Further eg are clairs who have flair, like [eye] "Clairvoyance", [Ears] "Clairaudience", [Skin] "Clairsentience", [Nose] "Clairolerance", [Brain] "Claircognizance",  [Tasty Tongue/Nose] "Clairlinguance”, Clairgustance (Taste), Clairolerance (Smell) etc. Other than d common 5 senses & 6^th sense/psi, d others are proprioception, temperature variation (esp. of own’s body), force of gravity etc.

According to ancient chinese understanding, Yin energy tends to be dark, cold, downward, negative energy, so if only yin people (usually women, or some minor effeminate ppl with imbalance energies) see ghosts, it is possibly because yin people are focused on dark depressive thoughts and are more in contact with the dead.

Nur Ain Ashikin Jemedi. Mangsa tikaman 19 kali & simbahan asid. Gugur  in life support. Many believe that the relative ease with which acid can be purchased from any hardware shop is a major contributing factor for acid attacks. They also think that these attacks can be stopped if there are strict measures to control the sale, distribution and storage of acid. No. They will not. Anyone with access to a car-battery can easily extract the acid from the battery. Anyone who taps rubber will have access to formic acid. A very concentrated sugar solution has the same burning effect as acid. This method is used as a ‘weapon’ by warring factions of prison convicts.

I believe in parallel planes and multi-universe. Among planes are plane of thoughts, astral planes, mental planes, higher realms, plane of time etc.

My aims of doing MSc? Is to have a conceptualization of Master degree, to create many razor device (aside from the famous Occam’s razor), to obey Rand’s razor, to defy Murphy’s law, to boost my ego status, to get Dr. title, to master philosophies, for my life/jobs satisfactions, for partners, etc

Good n Bad news of digi telco

Waoh… Calls to 1 800 ….. are FOC fm Digi startg 2011. But not 1300 ………. er. But startg Feb 2011 evy mth’s total cost from bill will be subjected to 6% Gov Services Tax er… If gov r smart to admin & handle $, gov no need ask for its citizen more $ larh… Gov yg cukup myusahkan jelata nye..

Advice to academic materials? Better K.I.S.S.E.S. (Kept It Simple, Stupid, Easy & Slow @ Keep It Straigtforward & Sweet) and Makeup

What happened if my brake fails in a WCS? It depends on certain cars. Petrol prices r v. soaring, so I try b4 to switch off proton Kelisa engine (running on neutral gear) to save $, depreciation value, & petrol. About 150 m b4 reaching house, d car instead of continue running like normal, it’s as if running on gear, & lagi cepat mati. Akibatnya, it did not reach house but gotto restart again. This thought me how to respond (like honing, dancing/swaying car around) in case of emergency brake fails. So, pls start to experiments yr cars now onwards yo!!! But I don’t accept any response(lia)-bilities de wor… As facts, in the U.S., it's illegal in pretty much all States to put the car in neutral while driving, and would really get you in trouble to shut off the engine while going down the road.

There’s dis women name Alson at a time, takes 84 tablets of medicine per day. I read on The Star 5 Jan 11.  I’m not sure if it includes supplements..

Pls Flash after use. TQ. Aku mmg gering hulu dgn orang yg tak cukup berkanun nih hah…. *grumping.. Dahlah ade mangkuk tandas, tapi nak mcangkung lg ni harh… Msia ni mane ade lagi advance disposable toilet tissue seats lagi ni weih…

Who sing "It’s a small small world [Chinese version] (歡笑樂園開心地)?? i knew it’s sung by twins & a pair of guy.

Tht guy is so cute & hansem (esp d green shirt), & only sang in initial part. Any knew their name?

Bad Romance with Monopolies er…

Ever tried to get service from Astro's toll free line?  Yes, Astro has a toll free customer service line  - 1 300 82 3838. But try calling for service on this line.  You will get to one of the service rep. but not after you are made to wait for 15 to 20 minutes. Your patience is tested to the limit.  In between this waiting period you are told at least 2 to 3 time that you can get faster attention and service if you were to use the direct service line.  I find this a very unprofessional way. Customer service is not one of Astro's assets. I have sent several e-mail complaints over the years and I received a computer generated reply each time saying my comments would be passed to the appropriate department. I have received one actual person reply and her response was not in the least bit satisfactory. I have complained about the lack of information in the Astroview regarding movies (date, actors, plotline), NOTHING at all on the news channels, 24 hour cartoon channels, etc. When we first got Astro several years ago, the guide had more information about movies. In other countries, TV guides give much more information than the Astroview. I would gladly pay RM 10.00 for a proper guides in a decade. No choice la...got to pay la...or else i would have brought in satellite dishes from australia so i can view other channels other then astro provides...and its FREE and better ..only thing i have to pay is the dish..but cant bcoz its against the law..>_<" Only in Msia. No competition, of coz astro can be so laid-back & goyang kaki lar.. anyway how  to downgrade astro packages? i applied thru astro website, but seem like not news from them. When want our money, only will response. I told astro “Pls call my number (016 XOXOXOX) as we all want to cease the mini package. We dont want any mini package anymore as we seldom watch it. We can save RM17 per month. Since astro never ever takes efforts to improve...”

The problem in Malaysia is MONOPOLY!

If Telekom say they'll increase charges by 20% can you not subsribe to a landline?
If Tenaga say the same, can you cut off your electicity?
If Streamyx say 50% increase in broadband, most of us can only choose to use dial-up, unless for those lucky few who have a choice.
PLUS say increase 20% toll charge will you stop using highways?

There is no competition for these companies, they do what they want. And the government couldn't care less cause they have stake or friends and relatives in those companies! So why not just exploit the citizens! And when there's real competition like Proton and MAS, they can't survive, cause they are managed according to some bias rules and not by economics interest! Just like chairman of Proton said, I'm a Malaysian first, businessman second! And thanks to him, Proton turns to a pathetic company despite the many attempts using TAXPAYERS' MONEY to save it! Plus is already making much money every year. Yet, the government keep allowing Plus to increase its toll charges! Government can only regulate effectively if it regulates according to the public's interest. Sadly, government in Malaysia doesn't. They regulate according to their cronies' demand --> Friends and family alike.

Boo to Capt Owen Honors etc for gay slurs..

Our brain only use a total energy of 10 watt light bulb only (but I don’t know per day, or perennial)  !!

D 1^st time I heard uniqlo I thought it was U ni Gay Low..

Indonesia hack website of RTM, Malaysia. // Lu main laser, Gua main Server

My fav flower is nosegay. Why rose looks like nosegay       ?

Heard tht mykad have info like medical record (eg hiv, stats), & driving license wor.. Not sure if got infos on any other licenses..

Robbers not satisfy with $100, victim got his hand chopped in JB, M’sia

Jan, 2011 – A gang of three armed robbers chopped off the left arm of a car repairman in Johor Baru because he did not have enough money on him. They only managed to get RM300 cash and a mobile phone from the victim, reported SinChew Daily. At about midnight on Wednes­day, Wang Kai Yin, 28, from Kulai was driving home alone but stopped his car at a parking lot in a park after hearing an unusual noise. When he got down to check, three men on two motorcycles demanded he hand over all his cash and valuables. Wang surrendered his wallet, but when he told them he had no more money, one of the robbers got angry and cut off his arm. Beware now with crooks! CCTV (or fake) is v. important nowadays.

About 1 in 5 americans have mental illness, in the year 2009

Taxi complaints

In front of Petaling St, Chinatown, a taxi Proton wira (ngv) HBA 3343 at 2:30pm 8 Jan 11. Coz of wanna take in passengers, with trafficked & narrow road, a taxi almost bump me & knock me down. He’s arrogant & speedy. Luckily I don’t suffer heart attacks. It’s hope this driver will realize, repent, with ethics so that d taxi industry will not be smear. Coz of d livelihood of taxi is so unsecured, this is not a way to punish others for not using yr services. Nobody obliged/owe taxi. I think government must take over this taxi industry, improve transportations so tht d unethical & profit-minded taxis will vanished more, hahahahaha! Patut dikecam! Any1 using digi pls alwez spend yr time call toll-free 1800889600 to give suggestions, complaints, n maklumbalas coz it’s FOC for dialer but for receivers, there’s call charges. Or go www.mecd.gov.my

1^st time in my life I’m taking so many anti-biotics at one go; due to chronic sore throat lasting & recurring for 7 months. 3 anti-biotics are fusafungine, amoxyciline, & doxycycline. Meetg with specialist at least 2 times, & with general doctors, >15 times within tht period.

Alcohol (depressant) & caffeine (psycho-stimulant) are so toxic together… Alcoholic energy drinks impair judgement & may gives toxic jock syndrome. Unfortunately, appropriate doses of Alcohol & caffeine doesn’t cancel out each other just like in Eng/Mathematics. Mind will be wake for long enough & to be much more intoxicated dangerously.

Went to d Star EduFair on 8 Jan. Thanks to MIB especially, KLMU, cilantro academy, Berjaya Uni Kolej of Hospitality etc for providing free 5-star expensive food for me. A guy seeing me eating too much at MIB booth he advise me not to eat anymore. Obviously, as alwez he’s typical irritating Chinese. I don’t know him yet he suddenly talk to me in Cantonese, then English. Luckily I pretend not understand, if not I’ll surely have words fighting or brawl wif him. As if MIB belongs to him. Tks MIB for providing cheese cake, limitless ice cream, biscuits, pastries, buns etc. Go EduFair really made my days & my luncheon. No thks to tht stranger & a housekeeper. D housekeeper, I tink is aunty, threw away all my brochures I’d painstakingly collected. Also my hat. It’s not tht d brochures are at floor but I put it beside my bag. My bag was put on d table. Such info & hat go wasted. No reply/complaint/comments forms, & relevant channels available frm Star EduFair. Wat a stupid event. Only managed to complain to local bodyguards or suria’s SV at main entrances. Although d booths exhibitors pay such aunties to do housekeeping, but I didn’t made any booth untidy wor. I just put at a small table near emergency exits or toilets there nia.. I believe d aunty just help d exhibitor MIB to take revenge on me coz I wait/busy myself to eat at MIB’s booth. Fuck u Chi. stranger & aunty! I’m more than meets the eyes.

Unfair comparisons

To FSTEP, I don’t really agree with min. CGPA setted at 3.25 when my 1^st degree with Hons is Biotech, which was way too difficult. It’s a big advantage for those having easier Assoc degree from Arts, Business, and social humanities as it’s simple to score above 3.25. It’s more unfair for those who made almost barely into 3.24. PLs remove the unnecessary requirement as I need to get allowance of rm2200/mth too. I wont study another closest degree (Bioinformatics) again, just to satisfy d ridiculous demand. I’ll never repeat my Biotech degree elsewhere too. Why not consider MSc holders? Can u consider me as an exceptional case?

Y alwez top model? Y not M’sia Next Best Bottom model?? Who’s d ugliest trans-like or women in Msia?!!! I’ll sang “Wanna be on bottom? Yah..…; Yah… Yah… Yah… Yah… Yah… Next btom model” ….

First Impression based on visual (55%), vocal (38%) and verbal (7%).

I like the Mandarin song (but cant download it, & I don’t know d title er.. ) where :-

1. she sing in Mandarin “不要问我从那里来, aiyoh aiyoh.. “
2. Theme song of爱FM (很有很爱自由自在 herr..有情有爱自由自在 aih..  爱FM…)
3. D lyric of her, where goes “小朋友们  大家一起来唱… 小朋友走走走 别做梦 …  小朋友 你们准备好了没有 1234567 … 2234567… 笑嘻嘻 “
4. “对面的美子看过来  看过来, 看过来”. It’s sang in rhythm with Ah Niu’s song but differ abit.

I just don’t know why, but d Indians always like to geleng-gelengkan (shake) their head; esp when talking. D Indians I felt are very very SELFISH. Though they may be humble, helpful, but, once they geleng-gelengkan (shake) their head, u’ll know tht they’re selfish in nature.

Msi’a is d country most wif law wif d most been broken… Msia Bull-eh or Bear-leh??? Anyway, rules are meant to be broken

Insurance Companies lose over 100 Million+ thru fraudulent claims. Insurance Companies should investigate but others & taxpayers’s money have to ay for Insurance Companies’s mistakes. Federal Commericial Crimes Investigations said it’s Rm12.7 Million per 4 yrs ie btw 2007 and Aug 2010. But insurance industry put it as hundreds of millions MYR yearly. The main fault is alwez d crooks. And if polices hardworking a bit more… Polices in Msia r juz so useless.

Walao… birday presents for Datuk Siti Nurhaliza by datuk K include rm40K Louis Vuitton bag, rm7K Macbook Pro laptop, Mercedes benz, specially ordered rm200K Richard mille watch etc. Unlike Angelina Jolie, they r So rich and done v. little to donate to charity, middle class n poors like me儿 …

EPF, or CPF of Saraswathy burn alrdy due to EPF’s mistake of releasing rm56,815 to Krisan singh coz epf thought tht Saraswathy had died aldy but infact not. Nowadays, keeping $ in epf is also as same as dangerous. Better takeout yr $ to use it eg to finance own’s educations.

Male’s public nudity (and masturbation) -- all in S’pore

Among the guys, there’s Victor Tan the facebook pervert; Ronald the MSN sicko; Jack  Ng ming Han the nude water polo player/model; 2 unnamed guys do sex at a HDB corridor and lift; and of course, the recent unnamed guy who jack off in a MRT priority seat amd T. venkanna in nude art gallery. Also, a man strips naked at Clarke Quay on New Year's Day; a nude tattooed man in HDB estate, Block 570 Hougang Street 51; naked man walking aimlessly in Sengkang on New year; nudist spotted near McDonald, Sweedish Jan Philips 21 years old, etc. All total 10 men. Wish I was there 儿..

Technically I’m not competent enough. My sufficient depth for MSc thesis is in doubt. More like a MSc dissertation..

King’s confectionary, pls remove bun “Cheese leaf”. It taste aint good & doesn’t worth for my money.

My laptop too cheap ady, alwez over-hang, processes very slow, go between browser like years, adobe flash plug-in crashed & alwez java script error. Well, who care/want to submit crash reports or tell windows bout it.

Stupid Bizzy body for promo of RM1/body part/ slimming session only for women nia. Coupon voucher worths hundreds also for women. Such centre & the like will eventually lose favors from societies. Oh fcuk, SOSDD again 儿

A true unfortunate tale of survivorship

A big stone had fell unto Aron Ralston for 127 hrs (5.3 days). Aron Ralston fling himself against d boulder to break his bone. After snap of bones & hard tissues (it’s quite rotten aldy), he use a blunt knife to cut his flesh. He’s edy naturally sedated. It’s v. foolish of him to not tell any1 of his cliff-climbing. He had video-cam but no mobile h/p. He recorded his predicaments, last will & testament for his parent but never shown to public. He only have choco & water bottle.

When u works in a city, you are always stressed, frustrated, angry v. quickly. A build-up of daily frustrations & the increased use of caffeine, alcohol, cigs, & recreational drugs to cope are leaving a generation unable to relax. Doctors point to urban living for the increase in diseases. Here KL, it’s money, money & money. KL-ites’d immune to anger & it’s a part of lives. There’s so much anger. It’s everywhere. Even the norm “pak tor” too.

Expensive Biskut

Snow Milky cookies Biskut Suji (brand: DOR) is very tasty but its price is extremely so expensive. Pls reduce its prices. No such bigger, more value pack? No buy 1 free 1?

It just so sad tht psychiatric dept in major public hospitals in Klang valley doesn’t have alternative therapy, complementary therapy, yoga, gyms, bariatric dept, augment of EQ/IQ/cognitive functions, herbal therapy, traditional therapy, hypnosis, past life transgression therapy, etc as to suggest further helps to patients. Such psychiatrics unable to help me improve memory, recall my blissful kids days, my past karmic lives, change bad habits, etc. Psychostimulants were not given to induce euphoria feelings, & increase mental and physical functions. As unscientific it is, at least it’s better than none.

Elephants have good & the longest memory, even after decades, eg remembering faces.

I suspect d ethymology of ‘kukujiao’ came from d portmanteau of “cuckoo” (Eng) and “jiao/叫/吊” (Chi). 吊is pretty clear, refers to dick. Cuckoo as a noun then came to mean bird &叫 means call/say/inform/shout. As sun rises, cuckoo’ll叫 “Koo Koo Koo Koo …”. This is associate by d time guys woke up & erected his penis. Thus his cock came to known as kukuciao.

Stomach disease on 18 Jan till 21 January 2011

Recently I just lost appetite, Stomach-pain, diarrhea, excessive amount of stomach-wind bloated from mouth, & feels like vomitting. I wanted to fart, but unsure & afraid if d fart is only a true misty fart or it will turn out into disastrous pooh & smelly air surrounding me. Oh… I’ll have to bury my face into sand. Ony winds bloated from mouth without d accompanying acid-juices is lucky enuf edy. D acid once thrown up is colorless & it burns throat. Even, very weird & senseless winds bloated from stomach is very torturing & v. much uncomfortable. Sudden over-build pressure gushed up into my ears as well & I alwez have to cover my ear so as to reduce my eardrums bcum wear, tear, pain & explode. D wind is like when u get too full after buffets, plus with heavy drinkings, tht d level of foods (in limited-space stomach) can be felt easily at yr heart/ducts passages but not throat. But for me, I’m not overeating, but in fact less than d normal 1. Does this signify impending future complications or liver disease? Or toxic tht pass thru kidneys? Dis winds fm my bloated stomach really2 embarrass me for over d years, since 2000. Usually hyoscine or gelusil (soln) or cimetidine r quite strong enuf edy to counter d wind but dis time, still persist.. Haih. Urine checked twice in 2-days, it’s still normal albeit lack of water-drinking. Dr said I was lucky not vomiting. She prognose me as possible food poisoning & infection of kuman microbes. She ony give me an hyoscine injection on arm not buttock. But not gimme any high dose charcoal or Oren-powder to restore my electrolytes. I’ve told her I’d taken very strong measure like taking hyoscine, Mg2+ Trisilicate soln, ranitidine but to no avail. I’d taken charcoals b4 but based on my extensive experiences, it won’t work at all, in fact may worsen. I eat pineapple & drink a lot of degassed hot 100plus. 100plus help my stomach. I’d like to study d physio-chemical characteristics of my faeces, farts, undigested leftovers (like red chili, black chili, kernel corn, stony materials, meat), green/brown/dark poo, ketulan or sticky continuous dung, etc just to understand my disease & homosexuality better. Also, reasons of my acidic wind.

I’d try laxatives b4, & it really did make my stomach smaller. But not permanent, just in few hours. I did gastroscopy b4, I’ve hiatus hernia & gerd. There, I drank a given soln, then I don’t remember passed out. In midway, I waked, moved my hand & try to resist by get d scope out fm my mouth as I wanted to reject or vomit. But d Dr push it much further inside, like f***ing me. Then I remember I’m on surgery then leave it back n continue sleeping. Post-surgery, I’m not sure did any nurse gay guy molest me, or try to glance at my glans o not..

I don’t know why but it alwez seems tht Japanese alwez have more moles (黒痣) than his Chinese counterparts. Y Japanese r so malang?

Weird personalities

I once invigilate an exam hall & I don’t know why dis Chi guy have restless moving legs. It’s repetitive. It’s nice to be fucked by him but though, does he has Restless legs syndrome? Some men have rapid eye movement & it seems tht they done it purposely. I feel this bad habit can be controlled. It gives me an impression tht they’re ready to wink & woo me anytime. Did he got Rapid eye movement behavior disorder?

Sum1 complain tht I’ve common infantile behaviors which include holding full and lifelike conversations with imagined people, finishing a complex, multi-stage action (such as getting dressed) and then suddenly discovering I had not even begun yet, and being unable to recognize one's own reflection in a mirror. And I alwez have no recall of the psychotic episodes & experience d next days.

5 States of Matter Currently Known By Science (in order of how close the molecules or atoms are to each other) : Bose-Einstein Condensates, Solids, Liquids, Gases & Plasmas

english@thestar.com.my ,  I wanna tks a lot to dr Lim chin lam for his MOE section on 21 Jan. It’s alwez worthwhile to spent $ on The Star as I learn Eng fm him. Also, my time & energy is well-spent too. Continue to keep it up!

Dear psychics, & tiffany@ghostvillage.com  , Can u do a photo-reading thru Net, even if it’s not a physical photo but a photo embedded on webs? Can u knew whether a man is interested on you, or he is virgin, or bisexual, or gay or circumcised? Or how frequent he do sex, masturbations, & (wo)menizing? Can u wikileaks top secrets of famous celebrities, eg like utada hikaru’s religion?