miscellanea

I got a fren used to named Hitoshirezu, hitoshii desu, He too she as youz , any soever almost same soundz.. He alwez listen badly, though he’s aint deaf… Just a singer (hikki) saying some v. obscure catchy phrase in songs, tht doesn’t mean he could create any sounds/words as he like. Dis will only led to more lingua revolution & evolutions, thus more dialects r interbred n born. Dis is how he alwez get (serious) MISS-communications & produce more unintelligible complex words at an inappropriate times..

Top spot at Unisel class

I realize that I was at no. 17 spot out of 25 students (1^st batch of unisel biotech grad), which mean tht I’m in the top 65% of my class. It’s usual for the cream of d crop, or top 5% of students to be envied of, or the the top 3 posts, but mine, haiih…. Though I alwez wanted to be the academic worst student, but I think won over 10 ppl ie Ken, Adi, Elan, Boy, Shikin, Amy, nalini, thatchaiyani, zuleen & hang. Supposedly only 8 ppl but I don’t know how 10, noted..

Bomoh/Witch

In Malaysian culture, it is common for people wanting to hear cerita bomoh (bomoh stories) as Malaysians are v. KPC & superstitious. Belief in black magic in Msia is still widespread, especially in rural areas. The are so many cerita bomoh that it will take a lifetime to hear them all. By reputation, the bomoh Siam apparently is the most powerful and ruthless amongst all other types of bomohs in SEA. The hierarchy of power is as follows: startg with the most powerful are Bomoh India, Bomoh Siam, Bomoh Indonesia, Bomoh Melayu & Bomoh Orang Asli.

Apparently there were omens that predicted the earthquake that killed over 10,000 people in the Sichuan province. The omens were: a lake that had ‘vanished’, an army of frogs and butterflies that migrated, and distinctive cloud patterns.

SeoHyun freaks out at Jong Hyun only in his underwear when relaxing at home.

On We got Married aired on 18th, as part of the mission Yong Hwa recommended going over to CNBlue’s dorm. Before going, Yong Hwa phoned Jong Hyun to ask what he was doing. Jong Hyun didn’t know Yong Hwa had his phone on speaker phone, and he answered, “Just in underwear on the bed relaxing” which freaked Seo Hyun out. Jung Hyun Hwa is also on speaker phone and suddenly has a loud burp and successive fart. Yong Hwa added, “It’s on speakerphone so Seo Hyun can hear you and he’s freaking out.” At this Jong Hyun started to blushed, panicked and repeated “He can hear? he can hear?”. However, Jong Hyun seemed to be enjoying freaking Seo Hyun out and added “Min Hyuk is also in his underwear” At this SeoHyun seemed to be shocked and said “I’m going to your dorm to see now” which caused laughter. Source:My Daily

Review:

It’s just very satisfying & pleased many gays fans out there… Thks v. much for been a part of our gay’s imaginations & self-(unreciprocating) entertainments.

BathRooms & Sexisms

We see it all too often in restaurants, cinemas and shopping centers: Men always have all the time in the world to use the bathroom, while women line up, anxiously waiting for their counterparts. In the past, public toilets were designed with more male than female stalls since women didn’t take part in social activities as much as men. During the shopping season for American Thanksgiving there were so many people at the shopping center that men’s bathrooms were changed to women’s because the lines were too long.

Some interesting comments:

• Men can ignore, brave-to-show, & stand, but women have to squat, sensitive, etc.
• Tell these damn women to grow some damns balls and a penis. Problem Solved.
• Unfortunately, as bias as it sounds, the ladies toilet was blessed with a sit down toilet and a few squatters, whereas the male toilets only had squatters.
• Needless to say, I spent many a quick break listening to big runny poofarts, grunts, dropped bombs, groans, in horse’s holes (tong)
• No unisex toilets, otherwise the males will definitely have to wait
• All women can pee standing up. Many can do it by just leaning back a little, I know a few who have done this before. The rest who have difficulties can use a funnel type device.

I hope of undergoing past life regression hypnotical therapy just to see who I am in past lives…

Walaoweih… to enter civil services in perak (http://spa.perak.gov.my) need A in BM & maths de wor..

PG studies

Bcoz there’re no any groups, classes or coursework assignments, it’s easy to feel isolated & overworked from such intense focus. The attrition rate is high, even in public universities, as the pressure to sustain fervor for research over several years can often become burden both mentally, and physically. It’s always been researchers come up with chapters on obscure theorems, but not sellable products. Many PhD research works follow the throdded paths, instead than leaving trails for MSc candidates to work upon. Researchers and post-docs hardly find any major discoveries, but only modify minor variables. I just wanna complete PhD, but I don’t know why R&D always have to be problems, proposals, testing solutions, analyse outcomes etc. I like social studies (on gaymen in Japan), documenting them (through internet involments, ads, interviews, concentrations in underground areas), promote them; reduce societal shawn on them etc. The problems are, as well documented, there’s v. little facts in d shy, taboo, traditional & conservative community there. The other most important problems are, just to satisfy inquiries & involve myself on d underground, lefted & backroom community.

The recent new ghost talks, guai dan (怪誕) titled 詭異檔案gwai yi dan an (Strange cases) is very unethical, for cheating & making his viewers lose more $. Part 1 – 5, each part 2 CDs. Each CD is rm7. I bought part 1 n 2, thus rm27. From part 1’s cover, it’s said tht it has Eng subtitles. But only Mandarin nia wor… I try go internet to look for its subtitles.slr but there’s rarely a topic or review on 詭異檔案.. Haiih… I hv to bother & ask my mom a lot which I hate more on Chinesey.. How come d tvb expect his viewerships expert in listening, reading Mandarin dat kar… Even, I’ve problems listening in English, unless I put my utmost attentions. BM no need to say lah.. So/Too easy to comprehend. Advice: Don’t buy, or even care to put 99% expectations on it… Any1 care to translate d overall, or fansub to put subtitles?

Msia’s version of groupon (www.groupsmore.com)

Experts whose forte in the senses of

a)      Mind – Psychic

b)      Taste – Drinks couture vulture

c)      Sound – acoustician

d)     Smell – Dog

e)      Touches – Gay massages?

f)       Visionary – Optician

GAPP shouldn’t bar Eng. abbreviations. Aft all, it’s very understandable, rather than Chi. translation. Names of ppl & places should be in Eng too. So irrational! Y don’t just ban symbols, signages & numeric 0-9 as well??

Welcome to the world of extreme hardcore pure sciences, the universe

Welcome to the world of extreme physics, the black holes

Welcome to the world of extreme biology, the human

Welcome to the world of extreme chemistry, the industrial chemical factories

The sharp tips of my earrings really hurts my skin below my ear; esp when side sleepg. But now d skin hardened & immune alrdy, over time. Only wear it when necessary will close back my holes, re-piercing and cumbersome, troubles when alwez re-wear. As getting older, it’s v. difficult to feel d hole & wear ear-rings. More like scary go round

My frens’s experiences in Mortuary cosmetology

He has to deal with “clients” who are missing lips, a nose or ear. In such instances, the job brings into play the skills of a sculptor, model a replacement using restorative wax. To mask signs of decay, I use heavier, opaque cosmetics to hide bruises, cuts or discoloured areas. But, dis doesn’t necessary translate men into Ah kua. On a male body, one applies a very pale or light pink lipstick to mimic its natural colour. Generally, Indians prefer natural make-up or they would opt for none at all, whereas the Chinese prefer heavier make-up. There have even been requests to colour or perm the hair (even pubic), and even touch up the roots.

My fren, the embalmer

Snipping the strings binding the chest, Halim pulls back the flesh and lifts up the chest plate. His assistant takes out a plastic bag full of organs removed during the autopsy and soaks everything in a sink with chemicals to delay rotting. He seems unperturbed by the macabre aspect of the job. Halim’s instruments — scalpels, scissors, forceps, clamps, needles, pumps and tubes — are a crude approximation of a surgeon’s. He inserts a tube and pumps embalming fluid into the artery. “The more diluted the embalming fluid, the softer and more natural the corpse appears. So we normally pump in just enough preservatives to ensure it will last until the casket is closed,” he explains. This job doesn’t require a medical background, but you do need a strong stomach. No women so far I’ve known involve in this jobs. “They say long exposure to formaldehyde can cause cancer, but I just can’t work with a surgical mask on,” Halim says. But I feel it’s weird. Can’t work if wore surgical mask?? Using a thick needle and fishing line, Halim quickly sutures the body. His needlework resembles stitches on a softball glove. “I don’t even know how to sew a button, but sewing up a corpse somehow comes naturally,” comments Halim. “It is customary for camphor and sandalwood — both disinfectants — to be rubbed all over the body,” he explains.

Some entire body was covered in mould — custard-like and crusty at the same time.  This has been decomposing for 10 months. None had come to claim the body. “One must have a strong will and spirit when helping out with burial preparations,” says Ustadz Kamal. “Young people are not willing to assist. As you can see, all the ladies are over 60. Even the sons and daughters of the deceased are sometimes reluctant to bathe their own parents, and we can’t force them.”

My fren, the morgue caretaker

“It has to be 2°C-8°C. One night there was a blackout, and the temperature soared to 40°C. When I opened the freezer the following day, the heat had turned the blood black. There were dark puddles everywhere and the morgue reeked,” he remembers. “The family of the deceased would sometimes give the clothes and expensive paraphernalia of the deceased. Some people don’t dare wear them because it scares them, but it doesn’t bother me at all,” he adds.

Why alwez ppl thought Pakar Sakit Tuan is alwez gays?

Why many Korean & Jap male celeb act like a women? Life for a effeminate gay person in Malaysia can’t be easy. An act that is considered homosexual (pretendg girls) is punishable by a caning and a 20-year sentence.  Muslims face additional penalties under Syariah law.

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Man drops dead after seeing prostitute is transsexual!

A 55-year-old German man dropped dead in a brothel the moment a prostitute–who he believed to be a woman–revealed her MALE genitalia, according to BILD. According to reports, the deceased, H. Reiner, drove 62 mi. to a brothel in the central German city of Halle where he met a 24-year-old Thai prostitute named Priya.

The pair chatted for 20 minutes before they negotiated sex for 100 Euros ($130US) for a 30 minute romp, according to Priya. Once alone with Reiner, she noticed he was “sweaty with excitement” as she undressed.

But when Priya removed everything, he immediately became “dizzy” and overcome with shock when he saw her MALE sex organs. That’s when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed on the bed, she said. Reiner died before emergency services arrived. Medical authorities concluded he died from a heart attack brought on by an excessive use of Viagra.

Tayangan Perdana 2 Alam Jadi Bahan Gelak Ketawa?

21 OKT 2010: Selesai saja upacara pembukaan Festival Filem Malaysia Ke-23 (FFM23) di Centre Atrium e@Curve Damansara, Murai Batu terus angkat kaki pergi melepak di kedai mamak yang berhampiran dengan beberapa member.

Yang lain-lain pulak, masih terus berlegar di situ untuk menanti tayangan prebiu 2 filem pada malam itu iaitu Estet dan 2 Alam yang dilakukan secara serentak tetapi berbeza panggung.

Paling mengejutkan bila Murai Batu diberitahu bahawa ramai yang nak tengok filem 2 Alam, sampaikan tiketnya lebih dulu habis berbanding Estet. Wah, hebat betul penangan filem terbitan Dr Rozmey ni.

Kalau macam ni, tak mustahillah dia boleh kutip RM40 juta di 84 buah pawagam di seluruh Malaysia.

Yang tengok filem 2 Alam ni pulak, bukanlah calang-calang penonton. Kebanyakannya, ada taste dan lebih mementingkan kualiti sesebuah filem berbanding kuantitinya.

Jadi, apakah ini membawa maksud bahawa 2 Alam lebih berkualiti daripada Estet?

Jangan tertipu ya...! Yang sebenarnya, diaorang tengok filem tu pun sebab nak tahu apa yang hebat sangat dengan filem 2 Alam tu. Sampaikan produsernya yakin betul filem tu akan mencipta sejarah dengan kutipan RM40 juta.

Lepas tengok, masing-masing menggelengkan kepala. Awat? Best sangat ke?

Bak Kata seseorang: Entahlah, tak tahulah nak cakap macam mana. Sebab tak tahu filem ni sebenarnya dalam kategori apa. Nak filem keinsafan pun tak boleh sebab banyak sangat scene intimasi yang memualkan diselitkan. Lagi satu, filem ni pun tak nampak macam filem tapi macam drama.

Malah, 2 Alam juga khabarnya membuatkan ramai penonton ketawa terbahak-bahak. Mana, taknya awal-awal lagi muka DR Rozmey dah pun keluar. Lepas tu, asyik-asyik keluar scene atas katil je.

Patutlah, salah seorang pelakonnya terus lari meninggalkan panggung sebaik saja prebiu filem itu berakhir.

According to BBC News, China's sex theme park was torn down before it even opened. Sex museum is allowed. The park was to include displays of giant genitalia and naked bodies, and host an exhibition on the history of human sexuality along with sex technique workshops. Love land was deemed to be a negative influence on Chinese society.. But I don’t think so & I’ll stick to my guns.

Berdasarkan hasil ujian fizikal itu yang dibocorkan kepada media tempatan, panjang Zakar Ariel Peterporn adalah 21 Sentimeter, kemaluan di dalam video tersebut mungkin kurang satu atau dua sentimeter atau lebih kerana sewaktu diukur Ariel Peterpan tidak mendapat apa-apa rangsangan melainkan melihat wajah forensik ujian tersebut. Saya tidak pasti samada panjang alat kemaluan Ariel Peterpan diukur sewaktu lembik atau sewaktu menegang, itu semua kerja Forensik, jawab Marwoto.

28 Dec 2am. Selalunye pun McD Tmn Sentosa selalu panas (esp pd tgh malam sampailah awal pagi (ie 4-5am). Silalah pasang aircond tu kuat sikit. Sbnarnya nak beli McD breakfast rm4.60 tp kalau mcm inilah, dah taknak lah… Semua lagu yg dimainkan semuanya melayu & sgt kuat pulak. Takde English pon. Semua faham & suka English tau… Sila improve or not gulung tikar jer lah..

I don’t know how my fren said he hear d ntv7 poular slogan as “Hati-Ku”, but not “I feel good”

Why most malay alwez marry early? Even 40 + bcum grandparents ady. If I’m malay, I think my sons alrdy 2-10 yrs old

Adalah dipercayai makhluk paranormal hanya akan menjelma sekiranya manusia benar-benar mahu melihat mereka dan yang menjelma hanya yang sudah mencapai tahap matang dikalangan mereka kerana dikatakan mahkluk paranormal diusia muda tidak mempunyai tenaga yang mencukupi untuk menjelma. Anjing dikatakan buta warna tapi diwaktu malam penglihatannya lebih tajam dari manusia.” Ujar uncle2 seekers

Pondan Uses Black Magic To Steal Money

Harian Metro ran an article about a "pondan" (Transvestite) who claims to be working as a famous makeup artist for TV dramas is believed to be using black magic to steal money through empty envelopes by using black magic on "her" victims.

According to the article, the pondan does this by initially approaching a victim under the pretext of wanting to change money, she then simply offers an envelope to the victim who is persuaded to insert money into it. Upon the money being inserted into the envelope, the pondan tells the victim that the money she intends to change is at another place and will persuade the victim to permit her a few minutes to get it. She then leaves the envelope purportedly containing the money with the victim.

The victim realises that he has been duped when the pondan doesn't return and the envelope he is holding, purportedly containing his own money, contains instead 6 4D tickets and a letter from the pondan apologising to the victim for using black magic to steal his money.

One such case repoted to the police is where the pondon enters a shop selling ladies accessories, approaches a salesgirl and makes small talk about her work as a makeup artist. The pondon then leaves the shop without purchasing anything.

A few minutes later the pondon comes back to the shop and tells the salesgirl that she (the pondon) has 20 pieces of RM10 notes and she need to change it for larger notes because she intends to attend a wedding and has to give an "ang pow" to the married couple - inserting 20 pieces of RM10 in the envelope (as 'ang pow') will not be appropriate.

She then asks the salesgirl if she (the salesgirl) is willing to change the 20 pieces of RM10 with 4 pieces of RM50 notes. The salesgirl obliges and inserts 4 pieces of RM50 notes into an envelope, seals it and writes the name of the couple (to be married)on the envelope, as dictated by the pondan.

The pondan then says that she has left the 20 pieces of RM10 (which she intends to change) in her car and says that she would be back. Meanwhile, the salesgirl claims that she was still holding the envelope purportedly containing the 4 pieces of her own RM50 notes.

When the pondan didnt return for the envelope, the salesgirl opened the envelope and was shocked that it instead contained 6 4D tickets and a letter from the pondan apologising for using black magic to steal her (salesgirl's) money as she (the pondon) needs the money urgently to save her friend's life - apparently the pondan's friend was undergoing an operation at the Institute Jantung Negara at the time.

The salesgirl says that she would not believe how this could happen as two other salesgirls stood as witness when she inserted the 4 pieces of RM50 into the enveloped, sealed it and wrote the name of the couple on it - she was holding the envelope, not the pondan.
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What do you think, guys ? black magic or David Blaine type magic or simply a version of an African scam - envelope swap ?

There was a report by the Boneo Post that a couple having an extramarital affair sought medical help after their bodies became “inseparable” in an intimate relationship while they were romancing at a beach in Mukah, Sarawak. Apparently the husband of the man had earlier employed the services of a bomoh to “lock his body up with the man” when they committed adultery.

Datuk samy vellu said in BM “Kemaluan saya terlalu besar” for translation of “My humility is too big”. Isnt it kerendahan/kesederhanaan?

Naadi Shastra claims that your life is already written down and is, thus, predestined. An expert Nadi reader will be able to tell your name, parent's name, spouse's name (if any), career paths etc with accuracy, provided "your leaf"can be found. According to Wikipedia, Nadi astrology (naadi jothidam) is a form of astrology practised in Tamil Nadu, India. It is based on the belief that the past, present and the future lives of all humans were foreseen by Hindu sages in ancient times [and was recorded] on Palm leaves. These Nadi leaves were initially stored in the premises of Tanjore Saraswati Mahal Library of Tamilnadu. Some leaves got destroyed and the remaining were auctioned during the British rule. These Nadi leaves were obtained and possessed by the families of astrologers.

What's the difference between Turtles, Tortoises, and Terrapins ?
A simple generalisation is as follows:
Turtles, Tortoises, and Terrapins are the same type of animal with different names.

Turtles - Tortoises or Terrapins that live in the sea.
Tortoises - Turtles or Terrapins that live on land.
Terrapins - Turtles or Tortoises that live in fresh water (river, ponds etc)

What common English word is 9 letters long, & each time u remove a letter from it, it still an English stand-alone word? … From 9 letters all the way down to a single letter? Ans: Startling, Starting, Staring, String, Sting, sing, Sin, in, I

Ah Beng no Eng/malay subtitles nvm but Ah Beng 2 too no??!!! Too much! I really like wuuhoo but … I cant read Mandarin, and my listening skills r really2 bad.. But seeing Jiang Han’s hansem face is enough edy, to fulfill my precious time, save my energies. Also, d guy’s queerness J..

There’re many smartphones out there, but d market in Msia is dominated by iPhone, iPad, Android phones/OS, etc

Japan is 2^nd in the world in GDP, 2^nd in the world in gross circulation of newspapers, & 3^rd in the world in Official Development Assistance (ODA) disbursed amount, yet given its small size 70%–mountaineous land.

All the nay for ‘Great Firewall of China’. China sudah memeriksa 1.8 juta laman web dan menutup lebih >60,000 laman web lucah. 58 orang sudah dipenjarakan sekurang-kurangnya lima tahun. Kuyashii….

Penghasilan gula daripada habuk kayu?! Harga sekilogram habuk kayu hanya tiga sen, tetapi menjadi RM1.20 sekilogram apabila ditukarkan kepada gula. Msia mengeluarkan sebanyak 2,520 tan habuk kayu sebulan. Bagi Dr Mimi, gula ciptaannya adalah terbaik jika dibandingkan dengan gula alternatif untuk pesakit diabetes kerana mengandungi aspartam. Aspartam yang berasaskan bahan kimia boleh menyebabkan tumor otak.

Very weird mystery ‘malang’ happened to a Malay family

KOTA BHARU – Kejadian ‘api misteri’ yang secara tiba-tiba membakar kain menghantui keluarga Kak Nab. Dua tilam dan lebih 100 helai pakaian sekeluarga rosak.

Wang kertas yang disimpan dalam rumah sering hilang selain pakaian dikoyakkan seperti menggunakan gunting. “Ketika mahu memasak nasi, kami dikejutkan dengan kejadian pelik apabila tiba-tiba mendapati beras dalam periuk ‘dicurahkan’ pewarna sirap dan beras dalam bekas ‘dicampur’ budu,” kata Kak Nab. Katanya, kejadian berpuluh telur mentah ‘dipecahkan’ atas tilam serta ‘ditabur’ bawang goreng di atasnya juga dianggap pelik. Tiga seluar tidurnya hilang dalam masa tiga hari, & kemudiannya, dijumpai dalam ruang beku peti sejuk. “Menantu Kak Nab hilang RM30 dan ditemui di tiga tempat berasingan termasuk satunya tertulis nama menantu saya, Rafeah Zakaria,” katanya. Sehingga kini tiada pengamal perubatan tradisional yang sanggup membantunya. Orang ramai yang mahu membantu keluarga berkenaan atau kay poh tanya, boleh menghubungi talian 013-2544078 dan 017-9447121. Angkara bomoh hitam???

占い分かん..

Because of didn’t know the fav/bitter results of many possibilities, I’m now very scared & mostly confuse. 很困扰，迷糊，亂，已 很混儿. But Matsumoto Jun ask me to 不要放弃なあ.. 飽きるな (don’t give up)..

Research has shown that homophobia can lead to violence against homosexuals. Disapproval snowballs into disgust, disgust avalanches into violence. It is easy to debate about homosexuality when it doesn't affect you.

Tangan putus masuk kereta

Seorang penunggang motosikal mati dalam keadaan ngeri apabila tangan kanannya putus dan terpelanting ke dalam sebuah kereta akibat perlanggaran “head-on” dengan kereta itu di Kilometer 11. How a hand detached & get into the windscreen car?

There are people with different psychic abilities. Some can hear voices from the other world. Some have the third eye. Others can smell the dead. Some were born with psychic ability. Others found it after a traumatic event like an accident, an electric or a mental shock. Some of the mediums ask family members to show them pictures of the war victims, others say they need only their names and biographical details. Demand has been so high that families often have to wait more than a year for appointments with psychics working at Vietnam. Most Vietnamese do not have access to DNA testing to verify that the war-remains they find are those of their relatives. Further eg are clairs who have flair, like [eye] "Clairvoyance", [Ears] "Clairaudience", [Skin] "Clairsentience", [Nose] "Clairolerance", [Brain] "Claircognizance",  [Tasty Tongue/Nose] "Clairlinguance”, Clairgustance (Taste), Clairolerance (Smell) etc. Other than d common 5 senses & 6^th sense/psi, d others are proprioception, temperature variation (esp. of own’s body), force of gravity etc.

According to ancient chinese understanding, Yin energy tends to be dark, cold, downward, negative energy, so if only yin people (usually women, or some minor effeminate ppl with imbalance energies) see ghosts, it is possibly because yin people are focused on dark depressive thoughts and are more in contact with the dead.

Nur Ain Ashikin Jemedi. Mangsa tikaman 19 kali & simbahan asid. Gugur  in life support. Many believe that the relative ease with which acid can be purchased from any hardware shop is a major contributing factor for acid attacks. They also think that these attacks can be stopped if there are strict measures to control the sale, distribution and storage of acid. No. They will not. Anyone with access to a car-battery can easily extract the acid from the battery. Anyone who taps rubber will have access to formic acid. A very concentrated sugar solution has the same burning effect as acid. This method is used as a ‘weapon’ by warring factions of prison convicts.

I believe in parallel planes and multi-universe. Among planes are plane of thoughts, astral planes, mental planes, higher realms, plane of time etc.

My aims of doing MSc? Is to have a conceptualization of Master degree, to create many razor device (aside from the famous Occam’s razor), to obey Rand’s razor, to defy Murphy’s law, to boost my ego status, to get Dr. title, to master philosophies, for my life/jobs satisfactions, for partners, etc

Good n Bad news of digi telco

Waoh… Calls to 1 800 ….. are FOC fm Digi startg 2011. But not 1300 ………. er. But startg Feb 2011 evy mth’s total cost from bill will be subjected to 6% Gov Services Tax er… If gov r smart to admin & handle $, gov no need ask for its citizen more $ larh… Gov yg cukup myusahkan jelata nye..

Advice to academic materials? Better K.I.S.S.E.S. (Kept It Simple, Stupid, Easy & Slow @ Keep It Straigtforward & Sweet) and Makeup

What happened if my brake fails in a WCS? It depends on certain cars. Petrol prices r v. soaring, so I try b4 to switch off proton Kelisa engine (running on neutral gear) to save $, depreciation value, & petrol. About 150 m b4 reaching house, d car instead of continue running like normal, it’s as if running on gear, & lagi cepat mati. Akibatnya, it did not reach house but gotto restart again. This thought me how to respond (like honing, dancing/swaying car around) in case of emergency brake fails. So, pls start to experiments yr cars now onwards yo!!! But I don’t accept any response(lia)-bilities de wor… As facts, in the U.S., it's illegal in pretty much all States to put the car in neutral while driving, and would really get you in trouble to shut off the engine while going down the road.

There’s dis women name Alson at a time, takes 84 tablets of medicine per day. I read on The Star 5 Jan 11.  I’m not sure if it includes supplements..

Pls Flash after use. TQ. Aku mmg gering hulu dgn orang yg tak cukup berkanun nih hah…. *grumping.. Dahlah ade mangkuk tandas, tapi nak mcangkung lg ni harh… Msia ni mane ade lagi advance disposable toilet tissue seats lagi ni weih…

Who sing "It’s a small small world [Chinese version] (歡笑樂園開心地)?? i knew it’s sung by twins & a pair of guy.

Tht guy is so cute & hansem (esp d green shirt), & only sang in initial part. Any knew their name?

Bad Romance with Monopolies er…

Ever tried to get service from Astro's toll free line?  Yes, Astro has a toll free customer service line  - 1 300 82 3838. But try calling for service on this line.  You will get to one of the service rep. but not after you are made to wait for 15 to 20 minutes. Your patience is tested to the limit.  In between this waiting period you are told at least 2 to 3 time that you can get faster attention and service if you were to use the direct service line.  I find this a very unprofessional way. Customer service is not one of Astro's assets. I have sent several e-mail complaints over the years and I received a computer generated reply each time saying my comments would be passed to the appropriate department. I have received one actual person reply and her response was not in the least bit satisfactory. I have complained about the lack of information in the Astroview regarding movies (date, actors, plotline), NOTHING at all on the news channels, 24 hour cartoon channels, etc. When we first got Astro several years ago, the guide had more information about movies. In other countries, TV guides give much more information than the Astroview. I would gladly pay RM 10.00 for a proper guides in a decade. No choice la...got to pay la...or else i would have brought in satellite dishes from australia so i can view other channels other then astro provides...and its FREE and better ..only thing i have to pay is the dish..but cant bcoz its against the law..>_<" Only in Msia. No competition, of coz astro can be so laid-back & goyang kaki lar.. anyway how  to downgrade astro packages? i applied thru astro website, but seem like not news from them. When want our money, only will response. I told astro “Pls call my number (016 XOXOXOX) as we all want to cease the mini package. We dont want any mini package anymore as we seldom watch it. We can save RM17 per month. Since astro never ever takes efforts to improve...”

The problem in Malaysia is MONOPOLY!

If Telekom say they'll increase charges by 20% can you not subsribe to a landline?
If Tenaga say the same, can you cut off your electicity?
If Streamyx say 50% increase in broadband, most of us can only choose to use dial-up, unless for those lucky few who have a choice.
PLUS say increase 20% toll charge will you stop using highways?

There is no competition for these companies, they do what they want. And the government couldn't care less cause they have stake or friends and relatives in those companies! So why not just exploit the citizens! And when there's real competition like Proton and MAS, they can't survive, cause they are managed according to some bias rules and not by economics interest! Just like chairman of Proton said, I'm a Malaysian first, businessman second! And thanks to him, Proton turns to a pathetic company despite the many attempts using TAXPAYERS' MONEY to save it! Plus is already making much money every year. Yet, the government keep allowing Plus to increase its toll charges! Government can only regulate effectively if it regulates according to the public's interest. Sadly, government in Malaysia doesn't. They regulate according to their cronies' demand --> Friends and family alike.

Boo to Capt Owen Honors etc for gay slurs..

Our brain only use a total energy of 10 watt light bulb only (but I don’t know per day, or perennial)  !!

D 1^st time I heard uniqlo I thought it was U ni Gay Low..

Indonesia hack website of RTM, Malaysia. // Lu main laser, Gua main Server

My fav flower is nosegay. Why rose looks like nosegay       ?

Heard tht mykad have info like medical record (eg hiv, stats), & driving license wor.. Not sure if got infos on any other licenses..

Robbers not satisfy with $100, victim got his hand chopped in JB, M’sia

Jan, 2011 – A gang of three armed robbers chopped off the left arm of a car repairman in Johor Baru because he did not have enough money on him. They only managed to get RM300 cash and a mobile phone from the victim, reported SinChew Daily. At about midnight on Wednes­day, Wang Kai Yin, 28, from Kulai was driving home alone but stopped his car at a parking lot in a park after hearing an unusual noise. When he got down to check, three men on two motorcycles demanded he hand over all his cash and valuables. Wang surrendered his wallet, but when he told them he had no more money, one of the robbers got angry and cut off his arm. Beware now with crooks! CCTV (or fake) is v. important nowadays.

About 1 in 5 americans have mental illness, in the year 2009

Taxi complaints

In front of Petaling St, Chinatown, a taxi Proton wira (ngv) HBA 3343 at 2:30pm 8 Jan 11. Coz of wanna take in passengers, with trafficked & narrow road, a taxi almost bump me & knock me down. He’s arrogant & speedy. Luckily I don’t suffer heart attacks. It’s hope this driver will realize, repent, with ethics so that d taxi industry will not be smear. Coz of d livelihood of taxi is so unsecured, this is not a way to punish others for not using yr services. Nobody obliged/owe taxi. I think government must take over this taxi industry, improve transportations so tht d unethical & profit-minded taxis will vanished more, hahahahaha! Patut dikecam! Any1 using digi pls alwez spend yr time call toll-free 1800889600 to give suggestions, complaints, n maklumbalas coz it’s FOC for dialer but for receivers, there’s call charges. Or go www.mecd.gov.my

1^st time in my life I’m taking so many anti-biotics at one go; due to chronic sore throat lasting & recurring for 7 months. 3 anti-biotics are fusafungine, amoxyciline, & doxycycline. Meetg with specialist at least 2 times, & with general doctors, >15 times within tht period.

Alcohol (depressant) & caffeine (psycho-stimulant) are so toxic together… Alcoholic energy drinks impair judgement & may gives toxic jock syndrome. Unfortunately, appropriate doses of Alcohol & caffeine doesn’t cancel out each other just like in Eng/Mathematics. Mind will be wake for long enough & to be much more intoxicated dangerously.

Went to d Star EduFair on 8 Jan. Thanks to MIB especially, KLMU, cilantro academy, Berjaya Uni Kolej of Hospitality etc for providing free 5-star expensive food for me. A guy seeing me eating too much at MIB booth he advise me not to eat anymore. Obviously, as alwez he’s typical irritating Chinese. I don’t know him yet he suddenly talk to me in Cantonese, then English. Luckily I pretend not understand, if not I’ll surely have words fighting or brawl wif him. As if MIB belongs to him. Tks MIB for providing cheese cake, limitless ice cream, biscuits, pastries, buns etc. Go EduFair really made my days & my luncheon. No thks to tht stranger & a housekeeper. D housekeeper, I tink is aunty, threw away all my brochures I’d painstakingly collected. Also my hat. It’s not tht d brochures are at floor but I put it beside my bag. My bag was put on d table. Such info & hat go wasted. No reply/complaint/comments forms, & relevant channels available frm Star EduFair. Wat a stupid event. Only managed to complain to local bodyguards or suria’s SV at main entrances. Although d booths exhibitors pay such aunties to do housekeeping, but I didn’t made any booth untidy wor. I just put at a small table near emergency exits or toilets there nia.. I believe d aunty just help d exhibitor MIB to take revenge on me coz I wait/busy myself to eat at MIB’s booth. Fuck u Chi. stranger & aunty! I’m more than meets the eyes.

Unfair comparisons

To FSTEP, I don’t really agree with min. CGPA setted at 3.25 when my 1^st degree with Hons is Biotech, which was way too difficult. It’s a big advantage for those having easier Assoc degree from Arts, Business, and social humanities as it’s simple to score above 3.25. It’s more unfair for those who made almost barely into 3.24. PLs remove the unnecessary requirement as I need to get allowance of rm2200/mth too. I wont study another closest degree (Bioinformatics) again, just to satisfy d ridiculous demand. I’ll never repeat my Biotech degree elsewhere too. Why not consider MSc holders? Can u consider me as an exceptional case?

Y alwez top model? Y not M’sia Next Best Bottom model?? Who’s d ugliest trans-like or women in Msia?!!! I’ll sang “Wanna be on bottom? Yah..…; Yah… Yah… Yah… Yah… Yah… Next btom model” ….

First Impression based on visual (55%), vocal (38%) and verbal (7%).

I like the Mandarin song (but cant download it, & I don’t know d title er.. ) where :-

1. she sing in Mandarin “不要问我从那里来, aiyoh aiyoh.. “
2. Theme song of爱FM (很有很爱自由自在 herr..有情有爱自由自在 aih..  爱FM…)
3. D lyric of her, where goes “小朋友们  大家一起来唱… 小朋友走走走 别做梦 …  小朋友 你们准备好了没有 1234567 … 2234567… 笑嘻嘻 “
4. “对面的美子看过来  看过来, 看过来”. It’s sang in rhythm with Ah Niu’s song but differ abit.

I just don’t know why, but d Indians always like to geleng-gelengkan (shake) their head; esp when talking. D Indians I felt are very very SELFISH. Though they may be humble, helpful, but, once they geleng-gelengkan (shake) their head, u’ll know tht they’re selfish in nature.

Msi’a is d country most wif law wif d most been broken… Msia Bull-eh or Bear-leh??? Anyway, rules are meant to be broken

Insurance Companies lose over 100 Million+ thru fraudulent claims. Insurance Companies should investigate but others & taxpayers’s money have to ay for Insurance Companies’s mistakes. Federal Commericial Crimes Investigations said it’s Rm12.7 Million per 4 yrs ie btw 2007 and Aug 2010. But insurance industry put it as hundreds of millions MYR yearly. The main fault is alwez d crooks. And if polices hardworking a bit more… Polices in Msia r juz so useless.

Walao… birday presents for Datuk Siti Nurhaliza by datuk K include rm40K Louis Vuitton bag, rm7K Macbook Pro laptop, Mercedes benz, specially ordered rm200K Richard mille watch etc. Unlike Angelina Jolie, they r So rich and done v. little to donate to charity, middle class n poors like me儿 …

EPF, or CPF of Saraswathy burn alrdy due to EPF’s mistake of releasing rm56,815 to Krisan singh coz epf thought tht Saraswathy had died aldy but infact not. Nowadays, keeping $ in epf is also as same as dangerous. Better takeout yr $ to use it eg to finance own’s educations.

Male’s public nudity (and masturbation) -- all in S’pore

Among the guys, there’s Victor Tan the facebook pervert; Ronald the MSN sicko; Jack  Ng ming Han the nude water polo player/model; 2 unnamed guys do sex at a HDB corridor and lift; and of course, the recent unnamed guy who jack off in a MRT priority seat amd T. venkanna in nude art gallery. Also, a man strips naked at Clarke Quay on New Year's Day; a nude tattooed man in HDB estate, Block 570 Hougang Street 51; naked man walking aimlessly in Sengkang on New year; nudist spotted near McDonald, Sweedish Jan Philips 21 years old, etc. All total 10 men. Wish I was there 儿..

Technically I’m not competent enough. My sufficient depth for MSc thesis is in doubt. More like a MSc dissertation..

King’s confectionary, pls remove bun “Cheese leaf”. It taste aint good & doesn’t worth for my money.

My laptop too cheap ady, alwez over-hang, processes very slow, go between browser like years, adobe flash plug-in crashed & alwez java script error. Well, who care/want to submit crash reports or tell windows bout it.

Stupid Bizzy body for promo of RM1/body part/ slimming session only for women nia. Coupon voucher worths hundreds also for women. Such centre & the like will eventually lose favors from societies. Oh fcuk, SOSDD again 儿

A true unfortunate tale of survivorship

A big stone had fell unto Aron Ralston for 127 hrs (5.3 days). Aron Ralston fling himself against d boulder to break his bone. After snap of bones & hard tissues (it’s quite rotten aldy), he use a blunt knife to cut his flesh. He’s edy naturally sedated. It’s v. foolish of him to not tell any1 of his cliff-climbing. He had video-cam but no mobile h/p. He recorded his predicaments, last will & testament for his parent but never shown to public. He only have choco & water bottle.

When u works in a city, you are always stressed, frustrated, angry v. quickly. A build-up of daily frustrations & the increased use of caffeine, alcohol, cigs, & recreational drugs to cope are leaving a generation unable to relax. Doctors point to urban living for the increase in diseases. Here KL, it’s money, money & money. KL-ites’d immune to anger & it’s a part of lives. There’s so much anger. It’s everywhere. Even the norm “pak tor” too.

Expensive Biskut

Snow Milky cookies Biskut Suji (brand: DOR) is very tasty but its price is extremely so expensive. Pls reduce its prices. No such bigger, more value pack? No buy 1 free 1?

It just so sad tht psychiatric dept in major public hospitals in Klang valley doesn’t have alternative therapy, complementary therapy, yoga, gyms, bariatric dept, augment of EQ/IQ/cognitive functions, herbal therapy, traditional therapy, hypnosis, past life transgression therapy, etc as to suggest further helps to patients. Such psychiatrics unable to help me improve memory, recall my blissful kids days, my past karmic lives, change bad habits, etc. Psychostimulants were not given to induce euphoria feelings, & increase mental and physical functions. As unscientific it is, at least it’s better than none.

Elephants have good & the longest memory, even after decades, eg remembering faces.

I suspect d ethymology of ‘kukujiao’ came from d portmanteau of “cuckoo” (Eng) and “jiao/叫/吊” (Chi). 吊is pretty clear, refers to dick. Cuckoo as a noun then came to mean bird &叫 means call/say/inform/shout. As sun rises, cuckoo’ll叫 “Koo Koo Koo Koo …”. This is associate by d time guys woke up & erected his penis. Thus his cock came to known as kukuciao.

Stomach disease on 18 Jan till 21 January 2011

Recently I just lost appetite, Stomach-pain, diarrhea, excessive amount of stomach-wind bloated from mouth, & feels like vomitting. I wanted to fart, but unsure & afraid if d fart is only a true misty fart or it will turn out into disastrous pooh & smelly air surrounding me. Oh… I’ll have to bury my face into sand. Ony winds bloated from mouth without d accompanying acid-juices is lucky enuf edy. D acid once thrown up is colorless & it burns throat. Even, very weird & senseless winds bloated from stomach is very torturing & v. much uncomfortable. Sudden over-build pressure gushed up into my ears as well & I alwez have to cover my ear so as to reduce my eardrums bcum wear, tear, pain & explode. D wind is like when u get too full after buffets, plus with heavy drinkings, tht d level of foods (in limited-space stomach) can be felt easily at yr heart/ducts passages but not throat. But for me, I’m not overeating, but in fact less than d normal 1. Does this signify impending future complications or liver disease? Or toxic tht pass thru kidneys? Dis winds fm my bloated stomach really2 embarrass me for over d years, since 2000. Usually hyoscine or gelusil (soln) or cimetidine r quite strong enuf edy to counter d wind but dis time, still persist.. Haih. Urine checked twice in 2-days, it’s still normal albeit lack of water-drinking. Dr said I was lucky not vomiting. She prognose me as possible food poisoning & infection of kuman microbes. She ony give me an hyoscine injection on arm not buttock. But not gimme any high dose charcoal or Oren-powder to restore my electrolytes. I’ve told her I’d taken very strong measure like taking hyoscine, Mg2+ Trisilicate soln, ranitidine but to no avail. I’d taken charcoals b4 but based on my extensive experiences, it won’t work at all, in fact may worsen. I eat pineapple & drink a lot of degassed hot 100plus. 100plus help my stomach. I’d like to study d physio-chemical characteristics of my faeces, farts, undigested leftovers (like red chili, black chili, kernel corn, stony materials, meat), green/brown/dark poo, ketulan or sticky continuous dung, etc just to understand my disease & homosexuality better. Also, reasons of my acidic wind.

I’d try laxatives b4, & it really did make my stomach smaller. But not permanent, just in few hours. I did gastroscopy b4, I’ve hiatus hernia & gerd. There, I drank a given soln, then I don’t remember passed out. In midway, I waked, moved my hand & try to resist by get d scope out fm my mouth as I wanted to reject or vomit. But d Dr push it much further inside, like f***ing me. Then I remember I’m on surgery then leave it back n continue sleeping. Post-surgery, I’m not sure did any nurse gay guy molest me, or try to glance at my glans o not..

I don’t know why but it alwez seems tht Japanese alwez have more moles (黒痣) than his Chinese counterparts. Y Japanese r so malang?

Weird personalities

I once invigilate an exam hall & I don’t know why dis Chi guy have restless moving legs. It’s repetitive. It’s nice to be fucked by him but though, does he has Restless legs syndrome? Some men have rapid eye movement & it seems tht they done it purposely. I feel this bad habit can be controlled. It gives me an impression tht they’re ready to wink & woo me anytime. Did he got Rapid eye movement behavior disorder?

Sum1 complain tht I’ve common infantile behaviors which include holding full and lifelike conversations with imagined people, finishing a complex, multi-stage action (such as getting dressed) and then suddenly discovering I had not even begun yet, and being unable to recognize one's own reflection in a mirror. And I alwez have no recall of the psychotic episodes & experience d next days.

5 States of Matter Currently Known By Science (in order of how close the molecules or atoms are to each other) : Bose-Einstein Condensates, Solids, Liquids, Gases & Plasmas

english@thestar.com.my ,  I wanna tks a lot to dr Lim chin lam for his MOE section on 21 Jan. It’s alwez worthwhile to spent $ on The Star as I learn Eng fm him. Also, my time & energy is well-spent too. Continue to keep it up!

Dear psychics, & tiffany@ghostvillage.com  , Can u do a photo-reading thru Net, even if it’s not a physical photo but a photo embedded on webs? Can u knew whether a man is interested on you, or he is virgin, or bisexual, or gay or circumcised? Or how frequent he do sex, masturbations, & (wo)menizing? Can u wikileaks top secrets of famous celebrities, eg like utada hikaru’s religion?